Potentially/reality

[choban]

Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and
"reality"?

Dad: I will show you

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1
million dollars"? Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an
opportunity"!

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million
dollars?

Daughter: " Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise
for 1 million dollars"?

Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I
would never hesitate!"

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: " You see son,
"Potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in "reality" we are
living with 2 xxxxxs and a Homo.

[choban]

Okay maybe you guys thought the other 2 jokes i posted weren't funny but common im givin you guys pearls here. It just doesn't get funnier then this.