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These 2 friends get together and have a brilliant business idea, they decide that they are going to make a restaurant, and basically in this restaurant you can do anything you want, eat as much as you want, break whatever you want, anything basically, but at the end you have to pay whatever you owe. So there is the grand opening and on the first day this jewish guy walks in. He goes in, fill his belly with a xxxxload of unbelievable food, slaps the waiter, throws his tray down, breaks the plates and all, eventually hes done he goes to the door and there is a table and 3 guys standing there, so they say "ok you owe $300" this jewish guy goes " oh crap i only have 200 on my" they say "well then you know what that means, put your finger on the table" the guy has no choice so he puts his finger there and they take a big knife, and chop his finger off. Next this Russian guy comes in, eats an unbelievable amount of food, slaps the waiter, makes him drop the tray, breaks his legs, drinks a xxxxload of vodka, and eventually he goes to the door, and the same 3 guys. they tell him that he owes 500 dollars, well this russian guy doesnt have it, says he only has 300 on him, so they take his hand on the table and chop it off from the wrist. Next this big Armenian guy comes in, eats till hes ready to puke, drinks a litre of vodka, beats the living crap out of the waiter, goes into the kitchen, beats the xxxx out of the cooks in a drunken rage, takes a huge pot of boiling soup, pours it on the head chefs head, breaks every damn plate in the place, eventually he goes to the table with the 3 guys, they tell him he owes 1000 dollars, he pulls out his d ick, puts it on the table. They ask " so this is what you want us to cut off?!"
The Armenian guy looks at him and goes "no start suckin, i got plenty of money."
The Armenian guy looks at him and goes "no start suckin, i got plenty of money."
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