yeah that wasnt that funny but atleast u tried right?
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Fire Destroys Bush Presidential Library
WASHINGTON (Reuters)- A tragic fire on Saturday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.
Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
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(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and
also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or
Americans.
(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British
or Americans
(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's
speaking English that kills you.The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
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