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This is a funny joke that one of my friends sent me...
(must be read with an Italian accent)
One day Ima gonna Detroit to bigga Hotel. ma morning I go down to eat breakfast. Itella waitress I woima two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma xxxxx. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I telia her I warma fock. She teiis me everyone wonna fock. I teli her you no understand. I
wonna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the tabie, you sonna ma xxxxx. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no xxxxs onna my bed. Cali the manager and telia him, I wanna xxxx. He teli me to go to toiiet. I say you no understand, I wanna xxxx on my bed. He say you better not xxxx onna bed, you sonna ma xxxxx. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you" I say piss on you too, you sonna ma xxxxx, I gonna back to Italy.
(must be read with an Italian accent)
One day Ima gonna Detroit to bigga Hotel. ma morning I go down to eat breakfast. Itella waitress I woima two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma xxxxx. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I telia her I warma fock. She teiis me everyone wonna fock. I teli her you no understand. I
wonna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the tabie, you sonna ma xxxxx. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no xxxxs onna my bed. Cali the manager and telia him, I wanna xxxx. He teli me to go to toiiet. I say you no understand, I wanna xxxx on my bed. He say you better not xxxx onna bed, you sonna ma xxxxx. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you" I say piss on you too, you sonna ma xxxxx, I gonna back to Italy.
too many xxxxx's. I understood most of except "I wanna xxxx on my bed"
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