phrases fron the...simpsons

[armenator301]

hey wat up. i made this thread specialy topeople that like the simpsons
in this thread you post phrases from the simpsons
i will start it off

homer comes in drunk to marge all he sayes before he passes out is "hey marge guess how many boobs i saw today ... seven"

[sSsflamesSs]

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[mizzcharagigi]

OMG i have the FUNNIEST one..

They're having a talent show at the elementary school... and Milhouse starts singing (in the oh tannenbaum melody)

My Dingeling
My Dingeling
I want you to play with my dingeling

Then Principal Skinner just pushes him aside "that's enough Milhouse"...hahahah... cracks me up

[Andromida806]

The episode where Lisa seems to become a vegitarian. Homer is planning a B-B-Q and plans to cook a whole pig. She objects and suggests that they serve salads to the guests.

Homer: "Lisa.... You don't make friends with salad."
Bart: "Yeah Lees ! You don't make friends with salad."

Then Homer and Bart start singing "You don't make friends with salad." and Bart grabs Homers hips and they begin to do a mambo train as they continue singing.

That was my favorite.....

[TVAdict710]

i liked when homer said d'oh that time in that episode with the guy and the thing at the place with the conflict

[SwingBaby]

"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

haha!

[SaSSoun]

the episode where they give him a lie detector test they say something like "do you understand, homer says yes" and the machine explodes.

[sSsflamesSs]

the episode where they give him a lie detector test they say something like "do you understand, homer says yes" and the machine explodes.

hahaha, i love that one

[mizzcharagigi]

When Barts gets a new dog, Milhouse says

"Remember that time your dog ate my goldfish and then you told me i didn't have any goldfish. But why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

sooooo cute

[TVAdict710]

milhouse is retarded. bart is the man. lisa is gonna be president and maggie is going to turn into a xxxxx.