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  • phrases fron the...simpsons

    hey wat up. i made this thread specialy topeople that like the simpsons
    in this thread you post phrases from the simpsons
    i will start it off

    homer comes in drunk to marge all he sayes before he passes out is "hey marge guess how many boobs i saw today ... seven"

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    D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!

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    • #3
      OMG i have the FUNNIEST one..

      They're having a talent show at the elementary school... and Milhouse starts singing (in the oh tannenbaum melody)

      My Dingeling
      My Dingeling
      I want you to play with my dingeling

      Then Principal Skinner just pushes him aside "that's enough Milhouse"...hahahah... cracks me up

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      • #4
        The episode where Lisa seems to become a vegitarian. Homer is planning a B-B-Q and plans to cook a whole pig. She objects and suggests that they serve salads to the guests.

        Homer: "Lisa.... You don't make friends with salad."
        Bart: "Yeah Lees ! You don't make friends with salad."

        Then Homer and Bart start singing "You don't make friends with salad." and Bart grabs Homers hips and they begin to do a mambo train as they continue singing.

        That was my favorite.....

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        • #5
          i liked when homer said d'oh that time in that episode with the guy and the thing at the place with the conflict

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          • #6
            "All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."

            "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

            haha!

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            • #7
              the episode where they give him a lie detector test they say something like "do you understand, homer says yes" and the machine explodes.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SaSSoun
                the episode where they give him a lie detector test they say something like "do you understand, homer says yes" and the machine explodes.
                hahaha, i love that one

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                • #9
                  When Barts gets a new dog, Milhouse says

                  "Remember that time your dog ate my goldfish and then you told me i didn't have any goldfish. But why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

                  sooooo cute

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                  • #10
                    milhouse is retarded. bart is the man. lisa is gonna be president and maggie is going to turn into a xxxxx.

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