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  • #1

    The Truth about Men!

    I was just reading cosmopolitan and they listed this thing about men which I thought was funny. I think this belongs in the Jokes and Humor...rather then Love and Relationships....only cause I love how silly it is.

    I dont know if you ladies have read this before......hehehe....



    1. The nice men are ugly.

    2. The handsome men are not nice.

    3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

    4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

    5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

    6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

    7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

    8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

    9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

    10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

    11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
    You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.
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    With the exception of 2, 7, 10, and 11, each statement is logically eliminiated by the one before it ... further evidence that it was written by a woman.
    Last edited by Sip; 12-08-2004, 11:35 PM.
    this post = teh win.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Seapahn
      further evidence that it was written by a woman.
      Exactly........

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      • #4
        Noooooooooooooo are you guys serious.....did I fail to mention it was by Cosmopolitan
        You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by XxgoeyxX
          Noooooooooooooo are you guys serious.....did I fail to mention it was by Cosmopolitan
          Did I fail to add a smiley?

          Oops.....

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          • #6
            Originally posted by XxgoeyxX
            I was just reading cosmopolitan and they listed this thing about men which I thought was funny. I think this belongs in the Jokes and Humor...rather then Love and Relationships....only cause I love how silly it is.

            I dont know if you ladies have read this before......hehehe....



            1. The nice men are ugly.

            2. The handsome men are not nice.

            3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

            4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

            5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

            6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

            7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

            8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

            9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

            10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

            11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Seapahn
              With the exception of 2, 7, 10, and 11, each statement is logically eliminiated by the one before it ... further evidence that it was written by a woman.
              No, not necessarily.

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              • #8
                ..damn stereotypes! ...

                Which one could I be..hmmmm..all of them are negative

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                • #9
                  That list just makes it sound like Cosmopolitan was depressed and lonely when they thought of it. Since the list is engineered to show that a nice girl has no chance of meeting the right guy.
                  Last edited by Thai-Samurai; 12-09-2004, 01:25 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Peeps....it was funny...it was a JOKE by them....

                    Goodness


                    I guess I was wrong..it didnt belong in the Joke and Humor
                    Last edited by XxgoeyxX; 12-09-2004, 01:20 PM.
                    You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.

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