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  • #1

    Christmas stuffffff

    Carols for the psychiatrically challenged


    SCHIZOPHRENIA:
    Do you hear what I hear?

    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY:
    We three Queens disoriented are.

    DEMENTIA:
    I think I'll be home for Christmas.

    NARCISSISTIC:
    Hark the herald angels sing (about me)

    MANIA:
    Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town...or deck the halls and spare no expense!

    PARANOIA:
    Santa Claus is coming to get me.

    PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.

    DEPRESSION:
    Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty lonely.

    OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE:
    Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock,. jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock....

    BORDERLINE PERSONALITY:
    Thoughts of roasting in an open fire.

    PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE:
    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me (and then took it all away).

    :-)
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  • #2
    thats pretty clever, I wonder if they really are true.

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    • #3
      closer to the truth than you may think

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      • #4
        the general population has a little bit of all these symptoms (except for the psychotic features such as hallucinations and delusional thinking) it only qualifies as a diagnosis if it interferes with daily activities---best way to find out is to go see a psychitrist or a psychologist, or consult the DSM IV which lists all the diagnosing criteria for every mental illness known (or defined, i should say). have fun! and let us know if you have any just kiddding!

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        • #5
          which is all crap by the way, don't buy into american psychology, they do not know what their talking about. Pavlov, and all those other conditioners are idiots. Trust me on this.

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          • #6
            and Pavlov is american? you're right i like the way they do it in backwards places like armenia for example! where they keep the mentally challenged and the mentally ill locked up in homes away from people! (amot ah che?) it's disgusting that's what it is!

            have you ever wondered why we don't see armenian schizophrenics? it's not because our 'genes are superior' it's because those patients have ignorant parents and families who hide them and make them feel worthless!

            DSM IV might not be perfect and all inclusive, but i fear to imagine what kind of criteria they use for diagnosing and even worse how they are treating mental illness in developing countries!

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            • #7
              no you're right, what I meant is prescribing prozac for everything isn't a solution either. DSM is based on the charecteristics of mental illness. It's used to diagnose people to see what name their symptoms should be given. If a person really wants to cure a schizo it takes real pscychology like that of Carl Jung. Who looks into how the mind and the unconscious work. Instead of using positive or negative conditioning to train a person to act a certain way, and give drugs to make them feel a certain way.

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              • #8
                schizo? what's that? are you a psych major? (no offense) but you're using these lay terms and i'm not sure what you're referring to...i'll assume you mean schizophrenic (which is NOT split mind btw) and you can psychobabble the patient with jungian or freudian psychotherapy till the cows come,or till the pigs fly--whichever happens first. but that will not take care of anything! and will make their psychosis worse! for some things medication IS needed such as schizophrenia and bipolar disorder because there is an imbalance in the neurochemistry of the brain; COGNITIVE BEHAVIORAL THERAPY (CBT) has been proven effective and is backed up by research as working well in conjunction with pharmacotherapy. for certian conditions such as personality disorders no drugs can really be prescribed! (well, maybe anxiolytics or sedatives to calm the person down) and depression CAN be treated with medicine, however CBT is extremely crucial, because drugs can only make you feel better for a while and try and balance out your brain chemistry (which involves trial and error to try and find the right combo/the right med for the patient), they can't give you confidence or self-esteem!

                and, yes, i agree that meds are used way too often! however it is important to recognize that for some conditions such as ADHD or Adult ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder) medication is needed to help the patient focus, slow down, and get things (school, work) done.

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                • #9
                  this was supposed to be a funny thread! dang it!

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