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How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of
letters?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of
water?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight
on my driver's license?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your
hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken
off?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you
actually slap your thigh?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more
fun to
eat a big one?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security
when they get to work?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the
moment you killed her?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog
pile?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when
they pop?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which
car not to
hit in case of an accident?
Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you
eventually be Captain Crunch?
Can you cry under water?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something
funny? When obviously we do?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for
your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying
Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal
Identification Number Number?
Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and
white?
Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on
paper?
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c",
wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do
they replace it later?
Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual
marriage?
Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?
Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after
Christmas Adam?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to
keep them as a pet?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of
letters?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of
water?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight
on my driver's license?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your
hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken
off?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you
actually slap your thigh?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more
fun to
eat a big one?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security
when they get to work?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the
moment you killed her?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog
pile?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when
they pop?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which
car not to
hit in case of an accident?
Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you
eventually be Captain Crunch?
Can you cry under water?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something
funny? When obviously we do?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for
your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying
Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal
Identification Number Number?
Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and
white?
Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on
paper?
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c",
wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do
they replace it later?
Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual
marriage?
Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?
Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after
Christmas Adam?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to
keep them as a pet?
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