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The bunny and the snake.

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    The bunny and the snake.

    THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE
    Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
    orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.

    One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
    slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and
    fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

    "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
    I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact,
    since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

    "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same
    as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my
    mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out
    what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

    "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all
    over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have
    really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd
    say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

    "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
    bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."

    So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth
    and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd
    say you must be French".
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    IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?

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    • #3
      lol....caaaaaalm down fire...baderazmi tashd icher e oryorte...

      one of those days of the month eh?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Baron Dants
        lol....caaaaaalm down fire...baderazmi tashd icher e oryorte...

        one of those days of the month eh?
        yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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        • #5
          actually that was pretty funny until the word "french"
          Emil jan... the French are good people... don't listen to Bush!

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          • #6
            lol, I didn't like the joke, but no need to get so angry about a bad joke....

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            • #7
              Originally posted by jahannam
              actually that was pretty funny until the word "french"
              Emil jan... the French are good people... don't listen to Bush!
              Yes ma'am. Whatever you say.

              Emil

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              • #8
                Werent you supposed to grace this forum with ur presence???????????????
                ?????????????????????????????????????????? well ur grace is going down to chinatown!!!! :P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by fIReBuRntInHeLL
                  Werent you supposed to grace this forum with ur presence???????????????
                  ?????????????????????????????????????????? well ur grace is going down to chinatown!!!! :P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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                  • #10
                    umm...snakes have backbones buddy. The whole joke is ruined. RUINED!

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