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background info Turkey’s president feels bad that they didn’t let the Americans use their land as a base against Iraq. Now Turkey’s president has phoned President Bush.
Turk “Hello Mr. President”
Bush “Hey dumbass! How are you doing?”
Turk “Well I just wanted to tell you I had a very good dream last night.....I saw America and all the buildings were in place, oh it was so beautiful, and there were even banners that said ‘we love turkey even though they didn’t let us use their land!’”
Bush “Really, I had a dream just like that too only it was (what we NOW call) Turkey and everything was so beautiful, and all the houses had pools, and everything was perfect, and all the people were wealthy. Oh and there were banners in my dream too!”
Turk “Oh really I’m so glad. Mr. President what did the banners say?”
Bush “Oh I don’t know, I CANT READ IN ARMENIAN!!!” roll
Turk “urg!” x
Bush “Ha-ha-ha nimrod! Ha-ha-ha”[/color]
Turk “Hello Mr. President”
Bush “Hey dumbass! How are you doing?”
Turk “Well I just wanted to tell you I had a very good dream last night.....I saw America and all the buildings were in place, oh it was so beautiful, and there were even banners that said ‘we love turkey even though they didn’t let us use their land!’”
Bush “Really, I had a dream just like that too only it was (what we NOW call) Turkey and everything was so beautiful, and all the houses had pools, and everything was perfect, and all the people were wealthy. Oh and there were banners in my dream too!”
Turk “Oh really I’m so glad. Mr. President what did the banners say?”
Bush “Oh I don’t know, I CANT READ IN ARMENIAN!!!” roll
Turk “urg!” x
Bush “Ha-ha-ha nimrod! Ha-ha-ha”[/color]
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