An American, a Russian, a German & a Turk

[AmerikanTurk]

They're all traveling together in the cabin of a train. Russian produces a bottle of Russia's most prized vodka, takes a sip, passes it to the others for a sampling. The bottle is returned to him and he takes another sip, shrugs his shoulders and hurls the bottle out the window of the speeding train. Astonished, the German asks why he wasted the vodka? Russian replies, "where I am from, this vodka is found everywhere. No big deal." In the spirit of sharing, the American produces a packet of Marlboro cigarettes, opens it and shares a smoke with his travel friends. Afterwards, he says, "Where I'm from, those cigarettes are found everywhere. No big deal." and he proceeds to fling the rest of the pack from the window. Astonished again, the German ponders this for a moment. He then rises, grabs the Turk and violently launches him head first through the window of the train...

[TomServo]

They're all traveling together in the cabin of a train. Russian produces a bottle of Russia's most prized vodka, takes a sip, passes it to the others for a sampling. The bottle is returned to him and he takes another sip, shrugs his shoulders and hurls the bottle out the window of the speeding train. Astonished, the German asks why he wasted the vodka? Russian replies, "where I am from, this vodka is found everywhere. No big deal." In the spirit of sharing, the American produces a packet of Marlboro cigarettes, opens it and shares a smoke with his travel friends. Afterwards, he says, "Where I'm from, those cigarettes are found everywhere. No big deal." and he proceeds to fling the rest of the pack from the window. Astonished again, the German ponders this for a moment. He then rises, grabs the Turk and violently launches him head first through the window of the train...

Good one.

[skhara]

I've heard a similar joke like this. It was a Texan, a Russian, and a Mexican.

The Mexican grabs a bottle of tequilla, takes a drink, tosses it in the air and shoots the bottle saying: "There is plenty of tequilla in Mexico". The Russian takes out Russian vodka, takes a drink and says: "In Russia, there is lots of vodka." Then the Texan tosses a good ole bottle of American beer in the air, but shoots the Mexican. He then turns to the Russian and says: "There are way too many Mexicans in Texas."