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Last week two Turk electricians were fixing cables in an old building.
One of them accidentally touched the live wire and screamed. Mahir says "Asqar a'qa' - hold on tight, don't let him go. He's the one who killed Hussein a'qa' last year."
One day a Turk goes to USA and see some women on the side of the road. He asks how much? Lady says: 1 dollar to do it right here!
5 dollars to do it in the car.
10 dollars in the Park.
50 dollars to do it in the Hotel!
The turk gives her 50 dollars.
The lady says: ooh how classy! lets go to the Hotel!
The Turk says: forget the Hotel, 50 times right here!
An African, Mexican, and a Turk are sent to jail and their sentence is the death penalty. They are given two choices. Die by the bullet or an AIDS injection. The African says, "just shoot me, I don’t give a crap." so they shoot him. Then the Mexican guy says, "shoot me, I don’t want to suffer from AIDS." so they shoot him too. The Turk asks them to inject him with AIDS! After they are done, he says, "haha! I tricked you! I can’t get AIDS because I was wearing a condom!"
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