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  • #71
    Re: From Turkey with love...

    did you know that mahir has his own video clip. HAHAAHAHA

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    • #72
      Re: From Turkey with love...

      Originally posted by Sip
      The Iranians have a good saying for them ... "Tork-e Xhar"
      Well, they do have a point:

      Մեր ժողովուրդն արանց հայրենասիրութեան այն է, ինչ որ մի մարմին' առանց հոգու:

      Նժդեհ


      Please visit me at my Heralding the Rise of Russia blog: http://theriseofrussia.blogspot.com/

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      • #73
        Re: From Turkey with love...

        We had this on the news in Australia yesterday, thought my mum was kidding when she told me, but nop, it's true...

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        • #74
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          oh no not this site again...

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          • #75
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            It looks like Mahir has some competition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7N8T72qw9Y

            And some more competition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTILQ...elated&search=
            Մեր ժողովուրդն արանց հայրենասիրութեան այն է, ինչ որ մի մարմին' առանց հոգու:

            Նժդեհ


            Please visit me at my Heralding the Rise of Russia blog: http://theriseofrussia.blogspot.com/

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            • #76
              Re: From Turkey with love...

              Originally posted by Armenian
              It looks like Mahir has some competition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7N8T72qw9Y

              And some more competition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTILQ...elated&search=


              Ok now read what happened to Mahir last week:

              Last week two Turk electricians were fixing cables in an old building.
              One of them accidentally touched the live wire and screamed. Mahir says "Asqar a'qa' - hold on tight, don't let him go. He's the one who killed Hussein a'qa' last year."

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              • #77
                Re: From Turkey with love...

                Here are 2 questions addressed to Mahir, the most intelligent turk:



                Q. Mahir!How many Turks does it take to change a light bulb?
                A. 100. One to hold the bulb and 99 to push the house round!




                Q: What do smart Turks and UFO's have in common?
                A: You always hear about them but never see them.

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                • #78
                  Re: From Turkey with love...

                  i had heard the last one, read this

                  One day a Turk goes to USA and see some women on the side of the road. He asks how much? Lady says: 1 dollar to do it right here!
                  5 dollars to do it in the car.
                  10 dollars in the Park.
                  50 dollars to do it in the Hotel!
                  The turk gives her 50 dollars.
                  The lady says: ooh how classy! lets go to the Hotel!
                  The Turk says: forget the Hotel, 50 times right here!

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                  • #79
                    Re: From Turkey with love...

                    that's some funny s*** I'm still lauging

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                    • #80
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                      It was good... here is more...



                      An African, Mexican, and a Turk are sent to jail and their sentence is the death penalty. They are given two choices. Die by the bullet or an AIDS injection. The African says, "just shoot me, I don’t give a crap." so they shoot him. Then the Mexican guy says, "shoot me, I don’t want to suffer from AIDS." so they shoot him too. The Turk asks them to inject him with AIDS! After they are done, he says, "haha! I tricked you! I can’t get AIDS because I was wearing a condom!"
                      Last edited by Lucin; 01-17-2007, 05:11 AM.

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