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  • #1

    Holy chip, I love eBay!

    Funny things on eBay. You gotta love eBay.

    These are examples of funny/bizarre things for sale under ‘Religious Products & Supplies.’ (You find this sort of thing if you sort by price, listing the most expensive items first.)

    CURRENT AUCTIONS:


    Holy potato chip with cross in the middle ($20,000)

    "i have had it for 3 years and it is in very good shape. It doesnt look like it has been touched by anyone."

    Yeah, because of course we all know when jesus speaks, it is through snack foods. (Dude, I saw you with that paperclip!)

    http://cgi.ebay.com/Holy-potato-chip-with-cross-in-the-middle_W0QQitemZ9501350536QQcategoryZ102549QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem




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    And here I wasn’t even aware that God wrote on fish!
    "GOD HIMSELF - The Miracle Fish!"

    Starting bid, $499!

    "Isn't it amazing?!? At first he just looks like any old fish. Nothing special. Then, you spot the G, O and D - you have to change your perception just slightly in order to see it - and then, whenever you look back at him, it's the first thing you spot! Kind of like a divine optical illusion! How fitting!..."

    GOOD THING there is a DISCLAIMER to clear up ANY CONFUSION.

    "Disclaimer: You are bidding solely on the live fish shown in the pictures above, with markings that appear to resemble the English word 'GOD' on the fish's right hand side. I am not selling you a deity, or a closer relationship with your own personal God (whomever that may be)."

    http://cgi.ebay.com/An-Easter-Miracle-GOD-HIMSELF-The-Miracle-Fish_W0QQitemZ9501099591QQcategoryZ16710QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


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    I also didn't know that demons left images on doors!
    "GARGOYLE DEVIL MONSTER WEIRD BIZARRE CREEPY WOOD DOOR," Only $2000.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/GARGOYLE-DEVIL-MONSTER-WEIRD-BIZARRE-CREEPY-WOOD-DOOR_W0QQitemZ5677430530QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem



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    "Profile of Jesus" in Agate/Quartz !!!
    (If you really squint AND want badly enough to see that, you will.) Bid only, $50,000!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/PROFILE-OF-JESUS-Naturally-in-Agate-Quartz_W0QQitemZ9501835039QQcategoryZ16710QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
    Last edited by Anahita; 03-21-2006, 09:44 PM.
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  • #2
    Re: Holy chip, I love eBay!

    Well we had 4 Aussie guys auctioning themselves off on E-Bay for a weekend; it was quiet funny and people actually bid on them. Can't find the link to it now, but I have the newspaper article on them.

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    • #3
      Re: Holy chip, I love eBay!

      Originally posted by Crissy
      Well we had 4 Aussie guys auctioning themselves off on E-Bay for a weekend; it was quiet funny and people actually bid on them. Can't find the link to it now, but I have the newspaper article on them.

      This one was on TV tonight...

      "Up for auction is a mint condition, limited edition Xbox box. It has No scuffs or marks and looks rather nice. Use it to impress your friends by making them think you have a spiffing brand new crystal xbox sat at home, or carry it around town in a see through carrier bag to be the envy of geeks everywhere. This is the must have accesory for gamers.

      The Winner paid £115.00 (Reserve met)"

      That is again, a mint condition, limited edition Xbox box

      Sellers comments: Fast payer, but a bit rude. And should read auctions better before paying.

      Buyer comments, echo910 comments: never buy anything from this f**king w**ker £120 for a box



      Someone in the US sold the same and the bidder paid $810.

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      • #4
        Re: Holy chip, I love eBay!

        The classic one was the toast that had the image of Virgin Mary on it. Some on-line casino company bought it for some thousands of dollars.

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        • #5
          Re: Holy chip, I love eBay!

          LOL that is so funny, there are actually real people that pay ridiculous amount of money for $hit like that?? Wow

          At least the weekend with the aussie guys wasn't a bad one, hehehe still...

          here is the article on them

          $85,000 bid for four Aussie blokes

          Tuesday Jan 31 06:03 AEDT



          Bidding has skyrocketed for a weekend with four Sydney men auctioning themselves at online marketplace eBay, with a French buyer offering $85,100.

          Marketing reps Corey, Mark, Zac and law student Lachie have put themselves up for auction at online marketplace eBay, welcoming bids for a weekend with four blokes in Sydney.

          "Couldn't be bothered making the effort finding new friends at the pub?" the offer reads.

          "Don't have friends who are up for a couple of beers, a few snags and a hell of a good time? Or just bored with your current friends and their obsession with nerd stuff?"

          "What you need is a weekend with four fun blokes in inner Sydney."

          The boys won't fly the successful bidder to Sydney or pay for their bus fare, but are promising to wine and dine in true Aussie style - with a few tinnies and a barbie from February 18 to 19.

          They also allude to the possibility of an "international guest" from the UK, "making it five blokes for the price of four".

          French bidder renaudwald has offered a whopping $85,100 for the weekend treat, the 141st bid since the auction began on January 25.

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          • #6
            Re: Holy chip, I love eBay!

            Originally posted by Crissy
            LOL that is so funny, there are actually real people that pay ridiculous amount of money for $hit like that?? Wow

            At least the weekend with the aussie guys wasn't a bad one, hehehe still...

            here is the article on them

            $85,000 bid for four Aussie blokes
            Hurry, there's only 10 hours left on this one...

            MY FRIENDSHIP IS 4 SALE ($2500 starting bid)

            My friendship IS forsale.Don't listen to what others tell you. You CAN buy friends, and I'm one of them. Of course our friendship would be platonic and will include but not be limited to the following:

            1. E-mails - DAILY... just like friends do.

            2. Birthday, Holiday, ...cards when necessary. Just like friends do
            3. Postcards from vacation.

            4. Monetary gifts (from You to Me!)

            5. IM advice, we would advise each other on what to wear, what to cook, what kind of soap or cologne (ect...) to use utilizing the IM format on a as needed basis (this could be hourly if a stressful situation arises).

            http://cgi.ebay.com/MY-FRIENDSHIP-IS-4-SALE_W0QQitemZ6044124015QQcategoryZ317QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem



            I'll be your girlfriend/best friend or jealous ex!

            I LOVE her description...

            "Upon payment via paypal, I will provide you with my mobile number, and email address so we can talk on msn aswell. There is no way anybody would find out. I am a genuine person

            http://cgi.ebay.com/Ill-be-your-girlfriend-best-friend-or-jealous-ex_W0QQitemZ6045282373QQcategoryZ317QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
            Last edited by Anahita; 03-21-2006, 10:25 PM.

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            • #7
              Re: Holy chip, I love eBay!

              Originally posted by Crissy
              LOL that is so funny, there are actually real people that pay ridiculous amount of money for $hit like that?? Wow

              At least the weekend with the aussie guys wasn't a bad one, hehehe still...

              here is the article on them

              $85,000 bid for four Aussie blokes

              Tuesday Jan 31 06:03 AEDT



              Bidding has skyrocketed for a weekend with four Sydney men auctioning themselves at online marketplace eBay, with a French buyer offering $85,100.

              Marketing reps Corey, Mark, Zac and law student Lachie have put themselves up for auction at online marketplace eBay, welcoming bids for a weekend with four blokes in Sydney.

              "Couldn't be bothered making the effort finding new friends at the pub?" the offer reads.

              "Don't have friends who are up for a couple of beers, a few snags and a hell of a good time? Or just bored with your current friends and their obsession with nerd stuff?"

              "What you need is a weekend with four fun blokes in inner Sydney."

              The boys won't fly the successful bidder to Sydney or pay for their bus fare, but are promising to wine and dine in true Aussie style - with a few tinnies and a barbie from February 18 to 19.

              They also allude to the possibility of an "international guest" from the UK, "making it five blokes for the price of four".

              French bidder renaudwald has offered a whopping $85,100 for the weekend treat, the 141st bid since the auction began on January 25.

              hehehe, man. Sounds like a plot for some twisted teen-slasher movie.

              Barbie is a chick I assume, but what in the world is a tinnie.

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              • #8
                Re: Holy chip, I love eBay!

                Originally posted by karoaper
                hehehe, man. Sounds like a plot for some twisted teen-slasher movie.

                Barbie is a chick I assume, but what in the world is a tinnie.
                lol nvm, I got it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Holy chip, I love eBay!

                  Originally posted by karoaper
                  hehehe, man. Sounds like a plot for some twisted teen-slasher movie.

                  Barbie is a chick I assume, but what in the world is a tinnie.
                  Barbie is a slang for BBQ

                  Tinnies is slang for tins or cans of beer.

                  bloody aussies hehehehe

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                  • #10
                    Re: Holy chip, I love eBay!

                    Originally posted by karoaper
                    lol nvm, I got it.
                    damn it too late I already posted it hehehe

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