Q. What do civilised azeris and UFO's have in common?

[crusader1492]

A. You always hear about them but never see them.

[crusader1492]

Re: Q. What do civilised azeris and UFO's have in common?

Here's another one:

There was this highly successful Armenian who bought himself an Island, much like Long Island. He made a whole country for himself. He built himself a palace, a museum, a theater, a sports complex, a library and a convention center and TWO CHURCHES on either end of the Island. When asked; Why ONE of everything, but TWO CHURCHES? He pointed to one of the churches and said; “That is the church I don’t go to”.

[bell-the-cat]

Re: Q. What do civilised azeris and UFO's have in common?

Here's another one:

There was this highly successful Armenian who bought himself an Island, much like Long Island. He made a whole country for himself. He built himself a palace, a museum, a theater, a sports complex, a library and a convention center and TWO CHURCHES on either end of the Island. When asked; Why ONE of everything, but TWO CHURCHES? He pointed to one of the churches and said; “That is the church I don’t go to”.

In the original version he is marooned alone on a desert island. Then, 20 years later. he is rescued. His rescuers see that he has built himself two churches and they ask him why. He replies that the first is the church he goes to, and the second is the church he doesn't go to.

[Sip]

Re: Q. What do civilised azeris and UFO's have in common?

I saw a UFO once. I flipped it off.

[crusader1492]

Re: Q. What do civilised azeris and UFO's have in common?

I saw a UFO once. I flipped it off.

Then that begs the question: Have you ever seen a civilized Azeri (and if you did, did you flip out?)

[Ari]

Re: Q. What do civilised azeris and UFO's have in common?

ehhehe

where are they? is there any azeries who are out of azerbaijan ? have never come across an azeri not even on the net

i met a few georgians on the internet and thats about it.

[TomServo]

Re: Q. What do civilised azeris and UFO's have in common?

Here's one:

A Scotscat walks into an Armenian bar...

The bartender says "Get the hell out." Everyone agrees with him. But the Scotscat won't leave...

[One-Way]

Re: Q. What do civilised azeris and UFO's have in common?

An Armenian walks into a bar..

Well, we all saw that one coming.

[crusader1492]

Re: Q. What do civilised azeris and UFO's have in common?

Here's one:

A Scotscat walks into an Armenian bar...

The bartender says "Get the hell out." Everyone agrees with him. But the Scotscat won't leave...

Does this Scotscat happen to be "vacuous and bombastic"?

[ddd]

Re: Q. What do civilised azeris and UFO's have in common?

Can someone explain the church joke?