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I understand that scissors can beat paper and I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's no fukcing way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that sh1t up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, a55hole."
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Last edited by D3n1z; 05-08-2006, 06:44 PM.Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable. -
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Do you always punch people when you lose? If you don't like the rules of the game, why do you play?this post = teh win. -
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QUIZ: Are You As Morality As Me?
How do your morals stack up against GW Bush and the GOPatriots?
George Bush doesn't like RULES/laws/protections for the meek--but he sure doesn't mind RULERS.Comment
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