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  • Here's A joke.

    Maybe you guys have hears this one. But oh well.

    A couple go to a hotel room for there honeymoon & they are making love throughout the whole night. So instead of moaning & screaming they are saying stuff like ok yes cucumber oh yes tomato. So the next morning the old man that had a room right underneath them goes upstairs & knocks on there door. The husband opens the door & the old man says : " I know you were making salad last night but did you have to spill all the maynoise on my head."
    Which Way is the Right Way?

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    Re: Here's A joke.

    I guess no one got the jOke,
    Which Way is the Right Way?

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    • #3
      Re: Here's A joke.

      I heard this joke in the tenth grade, except it was a boyfriend and his girlfriend on a bunkbed with his little brother below.

      You are not funny and your thread is lame.

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      • #4
        Re: Here's A joke.

        D3adsy just as lame as you trying to find a GF on the Armenian Club Forum right. So I dont think Im the lame one.
        Which Way is the Right Way?

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        • #5
          Re: Here's A joke.

          Is the mayonaize supposed to be seman?...ewwww

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          • #6
            Re: Here's A joke.

            I have a joke...this American from Texas was in Paris looking for a good time...he comes accross a French "lady of the night"...the "working girl" asks the Texan for 200 dollars U.S. in exchange for "services"...the cheap Texan turns around and says, "Darling, I never pay more than 50 dollars for a woman"...so they part ways. The next day the Texan, accompanied by his wife this time, are strolling down Champs Elysees street, and they cross paths with the French "working girl"...the French "working girl" looks at the Texan,then looks at his wife, faces the Texan again, shakes her head, and says, "See what you get for fifty dollayrs?!"

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            • #7
              Re: Here's A joke.

              Originally posted by Iran Forever
              I have a joke...this American from Texas was in Paris looking for a good time...he comes accross a French "lady of the night"...the "working girl" asks the Texan for 200 dollars U.S. in exchange for "services"...the cheap Texan turns around and says, "Darling, I never pay more than 50 dollars for a woman"...so they part ways. The next day the Texan, accompanied by his wife this time, are strolling down Champs Elysees street, and they cross paths with the French "working girl"...the French "working girl" looks at the Texan,then looks at his wife, faces the Texan again, shakes her head, and says, "See what you get for fifty dollayrs?!"
              So your saying his wife is a yahoodee?...I don't get your Iranian humor...this is an insult to Islam! Burn down the Danish embassy!!! Hail to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Allah Akhbar!

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              • #8
                Re: Here's A joke.

                BTW...I'm just kidding.

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                • #9
                  Re: Here's A joke.

                  eh...for now...
                  Last edited by Anahita; 06-30-2006, 11:50 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Here's A joke.

                    Originally posted by crusader1492
                    BTW...I'm just kidding.
                    Iran Forever is Christian. So, Hallelujah Hosanna and A-A-A-A-MEN.

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