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So, anyway there was this guy with this cat

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    So, anyway there was this guy with this cat

    And this cat meant everything to him, this cat was his life. As luck would have it, one day he had to leave town so he leaves his cat with his brother. Well, wouldn't you know it, the cat dies. The next day, the man calls up his brother and asks him, "How is everything, how is my cat?"

    "Well," said the brother, "I don't know quite how to tell you this, I'm sorry man, but, your cat...your cat is dead."

    The man sees his whole world crumble before him. He is devistated. "Oh man!" said the man, his voice shaking. "You shouldn't have told it to me like that."

    "Oh," said the brother, "how should I have told you?"

    "Well," said the man, "On the first day I called you should have said, 'Your cat is up on the roof and we can't get him down.' On the second day I called you should have said, 'We got him down, but, he's at the vet's office getting a broken leg checked out.' Then on the THIRD day I called you should have said, 'I'm sorry, man, I don't know how to quite tell you this...maybe you want to sit down...I'm sorry, but, your cat...your cat didn't quite make it. ...I'm sorry, but, he's dead.' Do you get what I'm saying now?" asked the man.

    "Yes," said his brother.

    "That's good," said the man.

    "OH!", said the man, "how's mom?"

    "OH!" Said the brother, "She's up on the roof & we can't get her down."



    Love that joke. Absolute favourite.
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    Re: So, anyway there was this guy with this cat

    Really good friends of mine asked me to feed their fish while they were on vacation. My slacker, but great guy, brother rented a room at the time.

    These aren't 'just fish' these are ciclids that my neighbor was thinking about how he could set up a live webcam, so he could check on them while at work an architect firm. Both of them said 'come over anytime... watch tv... etc.' I would never. I just wanted to feed their fish. My brother took my daugther over to watch cable (we don't have). I was too paranoid about what one of them could do... ONLY FEED THE FISH.

    So, I fed them mostly, 'cept one of the last days (when I knew my brother wasn't going to take advantage of their place.)

    He fed. Left and shut off the lights.

    And that switch turned off the oxygen to all tanks. The biggest, most important fish, died.

    Karma gone chaotic?

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      Re: So, anyway there was this guy with this cat

      I heard that Armenian joke years ago in Armenian school. Good times.

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        Re: So, anyway there was this guy with this cat

        LOL that joke is funny, it's on one of the armo jokes DVD's as well.

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