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  • The Urinate Joke.

    Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

    The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

    Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

    Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"
    Kinda lame but I taught it was kind of funny.
    Be True 2 your HyE Roots.

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    Re: The Urinate Joke.

    Reminds me of a story...

    I was snorkeling on a reef in Panama. I was being very careful not to bother the wildlife or touch the coral. A big wave came and threw me onto fire coral in shallow water, but far from shore (http://www.news.scubatravel.co.uk/20...re-coral.html).

    I was so worried about harming the endangered coral (I would do the same again, though) and I kept getting stung over and over. I finally swam off the reef and got back to shore, covered in painful red stings (something like jelly-fish stings).

    My friends started yelling and laughing, "Now we have to pee on her." (That takes away the sting and I'm sure some of them would have done it, too.)

    I said, "No thanks, I'd rather keep the welts than get peed on! These welts aren't getting pissed off." (even if *I* was feeling a little pissed off )

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    • #3
      Re: The Urinate Joke.

      Originally posted by MrSevBeanie
      Kinda lame but I taught it was kind of funny.
      Well, you're kinda right.

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      • #4
        Re: The Urinate Joke.

        Originally posted by Quarteria
        Well, you're kinda right.
        I told you. LOL
        Be True 2 your HyE Roots.

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        • #5
          Re: The Urinate Joke.

          Originally posted by Anahita
          Reminds me of a story...

          I was snorkeling on a reef in Panama. I was being very careful not to bother the wildlife or touch the coral. A big wave came and threw me onto fire coral in shallow water, but far from shore (http://www.news.scubatravel.co.uk/20...re-coral.html).

          I was so worried about harming the endangered coral (I would do the same again, though) and I kept getting stung over and over. I finally swam off the reef and got back to shore, covered in painful red stings (something like jelly-fish stings).

          My friends started yelling and laughing, "Now we have to pee on her." (That takes away the sting and I'm sure some of them would have done it, too.)

          I said, "No thanks, I'd rather keep the welts than get peed on! These welts aren't getting pissed off." (even if *I* was feeling a little pissed off )
          Ouch anahita all those bites bet you hurt like a Mo*o.
          Be True 2 your HyE Roots.

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            Re: The Urinate Joke.

            Originally posted by MrSevBeanie
            Ouch anahita all those bites bet you hurt like a Mo*o.
            Sure did (little creatures can do lots of harm), but less harm to 'pride' than being peed on, I assume.

            Originally posted by Karopaer

            -"Well a lady might not shtit roses, but she does apparently pee wild flowers seeds"

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