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    Types of Armenians

    YOU'RE HYASTANCI IF...

    - IF your rims cost more than your house
    - If you wear Lofers
    - If your welfare check is bigger than your car payments
    - If You wear 4 or 5 stripe adidas or Badidas
    - If you have one eyebrow
    - If you think you're in some Armenian Mafia
    - If you think everyone's name is "Ara"
    - If your armpits smell like basterma
    - if your beamer's liscense plate says Davo em apeh
    - If you have an illegal cell phone from North Hollywood
    - If what you're reading is on a stolen/bought or at good guys computer
    - If you playa hate Beirutsis and Barskahyes



    YOU'RE BARSKAHYE IF...
    - if you have a special way of pronouncing R when speaking Armenian
    - if your last name ends w/ "IAN"
    - if you go to Shiraz regularly
    - if your name or your cousin's is ARTIN or ARBI or NARBEH
    - If your favirote word is "HEIR" (meaning why)
    - If you CALL what you do Break Dancing
    - If you pluck your eyebrows or shave your legs
    - If you go to Ararat parties and call them Raves
    - if you wear blue contacts
    - if you go "bareeeeeeeeeeev, mamen baben inchbeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeen?"



    YOU'RE BEIRUTSI IF...
    - You go to Teen Dances every week
    - You're in AYF
    - if you always go "yallah"
    - if you think that you're the best in everything
    - if your name is panos, sako, george, puzant, garo, rita, sevag, jirayr, anto...or anything else as of that.
    - if every sentence you say, you end with "AGA, SHAKHS, or LAN"
    - YOU Become a mechanic in the future after being in law school
    - if you have a computer just for Solitaire
    - if you have more oil in your hair than you have in your car
    - if you won't date a guy without a car or money
    - if you're very very very tight with money $
    - if your parents want you home before 6am
    - if your parents are DEGENERATE gamblers
    - if you call your Peachfuzz A Goatee
    - if your dad owns a Panose's Bakery, haha
    - If you work at Gap, Millers Outpost, or some "cool" store
    - if you buy your clothes from abercrombie or you know , that kinda stuff
    - if you have an ararad masis picture in your TV room
    - if you have one of those William Saroyan posters
    - if your dad thinks "oghi for life"
    - if you have "dolma" on a weekly basis
    - if you like giving only GOLD stuff as gifts
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    Re: Types of Armenians

    Originally posted by friend
    - If your armpits smell like basterma

    Heyyyyy... Basterma doesn't smell that bad! LOL

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    • #3
      Re: Types of Armenians

      Originally posted by friend


      YOU'RE BARSKAHYE IF...
      - if you have a special way of pronouncing R when speaking Armenian
      - if your last name ends w/ "IAN"
      - if you go to Shiraz regularly
      - if your name or your cousin's is ARTIN or ARBI or NARBEH
      - If your favirote word is "HEIR" (meaning why)
      - If you CALL what you do Break Dancing
      - If you pluck your eyebrows or shave your legs
      - If you go to Ararat parties and call them Raves
      - if you wear blue contacts
      - if you go "bareeeeeeeeeeev, mamen baben inchbeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeen?"



      It was interesting friend! I wonder you belong to which group and how you have gathered those info, I laughed a lot.

      YOU'RE BARSKAHYE IF...(these are not true)

      If you pluck your eyebrows or shave your legs
      If you mean guys? I think just some of them.(so few)

      if you wear blue contacts
      not true at all

      I want to add some:

      Merci (thank you!)is frequentely used, as Iranians do.

      Nayir (literally means look) but barskahays use to get attention, it’s kinda interjection.

      Baba which is a Persian word and has no special meaning(apart from its real meaning as a noun which means daddy) and is an interjection for ex: gna baba, or du el oves baba!
      Last edited by ARK; 08-16-2006, 11:51 PM.

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        Re: Types of Armenians

        Ya it's pretty funny!

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          Re: Types of Armenians

          YOU'RE BARSKAHYE IF...
          - if your last name ends w/ "IAN"
          riiiiiiiiiiiitee...

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