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    A Turk, a Greek and an American...

    There was a Turk, a Cypriot Greek, and an American, and they went up a very tall mountain. The American took his shirt off and threw it down. The Turk asked him: “why did you throw your shirt down?” and the American told him: “we have a lot in America”. Then the Turk was jealous and took his watch off and threw it down. The Cypriot says to the Turk: “ why did you throw your watch down?” it’s so nice”. They were all friends and the Turk said “ Ouh,we have a lot in Turkey”. Then the Cypriot takes the Turk and throws him down from the cliff and the American says “ why did you throw the Turk down the cliff?” and the Cypriot said “ We have a lot of them in Cyprus!”
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    Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

    I know a better version of that joke:

    There was a Turk, a Cypriot Greek, and an American, and they went up a very tall mountain. The American took his shirt off and threw it down. The Turk asked him: “why did you throw your shirt down?” and the American told him: “we have a lot in America”. Then the Turk was jealous and took his watch off and threw it down. The Cypriot says to the Turk: “ why did you throw your watch down?” it’s so nice”. They were all friends and the Turk said “ Ouh,we have a lot in Turkey”. Then the Cypriot takes the Turk and throws him down from the cliff and the American says “ why did you throw the Turk down the cliff?” and the Cypriot said “Because he was a Turk.”
    this post = teh win.

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      Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

      hhehe I've heard that joke in many different versions, the most common being the one where the Brazilian throws the Argentinian down the mountain...heheheh

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        Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

        I heard a version where a Russian, Mexican, and Texan were driking around a campfire. The Mexican throw up a bottle of tequilla and shoots it. The Russian shoots a bottle of vodka. And the Texan shoots the Mexican.

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          Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

          A Black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks in a bar and sits down. The bartender asks "where did you get him?" The parrot says "Africa,there is a lot of them there."
          Last edited by dsarkasian; 10-16-2006, 06:28 PM.

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            Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

            Originally posted by dsarkasian
            A Black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks in a bar and sits down. The bartender asks "where did you get him?" The parrot says "Africa,there is a lot of them there."
            I have not heard that one in a long time and it still cracks me up
            Մեր ժողովուրդն արանց հայրենասիրութեան այն է, ինչ որ մի մարմին' առանց հոգու:

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              Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

              Originally posted by dsarkasian
              A Black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks in a bar and sits down. The bartender asks "where did you get him?" The parrot says "Africa,there is a lot of them there."
              XD XD XD XD XD

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                Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

                and if the joke teller was persian, the joke would end differently and the turk would have thrown HIMSELF down the cliff!

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                  Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

                  stop being racist..

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                    Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

                    Originally posted by gizem
                    stop being racist..
                    why?

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