A Turk, a Greek and an American...

[ARK]

There was a Turk, a Cypriot Greek, and an American, and they went up a very tall mountain. The American took his shirt off and threw it down. The Turk asked him: “why did you throw your shirt down?” and the American told him: “we have a lot in America”. Then the Turk was jealous and took his watch off and threw it down. The Cypriot says to the Turk: “ why did you throw your watch down?” it’s so nice”. They were all friends and the Turk said “ Ouh,we have a lot in Turkey”. Then the Cypriot takes the Turk and throws him down from the cliff and the American says “ why did you throw the Turk down the cliff?” and the Cypriot said “ We have a lot of them in Cyprus!”

[Sip]

Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

I know a better version of that joke:

There was a Turk, a Cypriot Greek, and an American, and they went up a very tall mountain. The American took his shirt off and threw it down. The Turk asked him: “why did you throw your shirt down?” and the American told him: “we have a lot in America”. Then the Turk was jealous and took his watch off and threw it down. The Cypriot says to the Turk: “ why did you throw your watch down?” it’s so nice”. They were all friends and the Turk said “ Ouh,we have a lot in Turkey”. Then the Cypriot takes the Turk and throws him down from the cliff and the American says “ why did you throw the Turk down the cliff?” and the Cypriot said “Because he was a Turk.”

[Jen]

Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

hhehe I've heard that joke in many different versions, the most common being the one where the Brazilian throws the Argentinian down the mountain...heheheh

[skhara]

Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

I heard a version where a Russian, Mexican, and Texan were driking around a campfire. The Mexican throw up a bottle of tequilla and shoots it. The Russian shoots a bottle of vodka. And the Texan shoots the Mexican.

[dsarkasian]

Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

A Black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks in a bar and sits down. The bartender asks "where did you get him?" The parrot says "Africa,there is a lot of them there."

[Armenian]

Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

A Black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks in a bar and sits down. The bartender asks "where did you get him?" The parrot says "Africa,there is a lot of them there."

I have not heard that one in a long time and it still cracks me up

[Quarteria]

Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

A Black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks in a bar and sits down. The bartender asks "where did you get him?" The parrot says "Africa,there is a lot of them there."

XD XD XD XD XD

[ARK]

Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

and if the joke teller was persian, the joke would end differently and the turk would have thrown HIMSELF down the cliff!

[gizem]

Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

stop being racist..

[skhara]

Re: A Turk, a Greek and an American...

stop being racist..

why?