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  • How long must this go on?

    Two Turks boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an Armenian sat down in the aisle seat.

    After takeoff, the Armenian kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Turk in the window seat said, “I need to get up and get a coke.”

    “Don’t get up,” said the Armenian, “I’m in the aisle seat, I’ll get it for you.”

    As soon as he left, one of the Turks picked up the Armenians shoe and spit in it. When the Armenian returned with the coke, the other Turk said, “That looks good, I’d really like one, too.”

    Again, the Armenian stood up and went to get it. While he was gone the other Turk picked up his other shoe and spit in it.

    When the Armenian returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Armenian slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He turned to the Turks...

    “Why does it have to be this way?” he asked.

    “How long must this go on?
    This fighting between our nations?
    This hatred?
    This animosity?
    This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?”
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

  • #2
    Re: How long must this go on?

    Originally posted by ckBejug
    Two Turks boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an Armenian sat down in the aisle seat.

    After takeoff, the Armenian kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Turk in the window seat said, “I need to get up and get a coke.”

    “Don’t get up,” said the Armenian, “I’m in the aisle seat, I’ll get it for you.”

    As soon as he left, one of the Turks picked up the Armenians shoe and spit in it. When the Armenian returned with the coke, the other Turk said, “That looks good, I’d really like one, too.”

    Again, the Armenian stood up and went to get it. While he was gone the other Turk picked up his other shoe and spit in it.

    When the Armenian returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Armenian slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He turned to the Turks...

    “Why does it have to be this way?” he asked.

    “How long must this go on?
    This fighting between our nations?
    This hatred?
    This animosity?
    This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?”
    LOL... Haha good one!
    If your a Left Handed person like me, you are truly unique.

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    • #3
      Re: How long must this go on?

      hehehe ... I wasn't expecting that one

      Nice to see you around CK!
      this post = teh win.

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      • #4
        Re: How long must this go on?

        Originally posted by ckBejug
        Two Turks boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an Armenian sat down in the aisle seat.

        After takeoff, the Armenian kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Turk in the window seat said, “I need to get up and get a coke.”

        “Don’t get up,” said the Armenian, “I’m in the aisle seat, I’ll get it for you.”

        As soon as he left, one of the Turks picked up the Armenians shoe and spit in it. When the Armenian returned with the coke, the other Turk said, “That looks good, I’d really like one, too.”

        Again, the Armenian stood up and went to get it. While he was gone the other Turk picked up his other shoe and spit in it.

        When the Armenian returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Armenian slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He turned to the Turks...

        “Why does it have to be this way?” he asked.

        “How long must this go on?
        This fighting between our nations?
        This hatred?
        This animosity?
        This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?”
        Where did you hear that joke from ckBejug.
        If your a Left Handed person like me, you are truly unique.

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        • #5
          Re: How long must this go on?

          My sister sent it to me a while back.
          The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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          • #6
            Re: How long must this go on?

            Originally posted by Sip
            hehehe ... I wasn't expecting that one

            Nice to see you around CK!
            Hello Sip!
            The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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            • #7
              Re: How long must this go on?

              Well then your sister has nice jokes, I must say.
              If your a Left Handed person like me, you are truly unique.

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              • #8
                Re: How long must this go on?

                im offended. close this thread.

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                • #9
                  Re: How long must this go on?

                  Why are you offended Thai-Samurai?
                  If your a Left Handed person like me, you are truly unique.

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                  • #10
                    Re: How long must this go on?

                    your talking about turks and armenians spitting and peeing on each other. This is offensive.

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