A Turk drives into Iran with a brand new Mercedes and is stopped by a bunch of Persian men. They open the door and pull the Turk out of the car and say, "who do you think you are? driving a Mercedes in Iran, eh?" they draw a circle in the dirt and tell the Turk to stand in it, and if he steps out of the circle they will beat the crap out of him. While he stands in the circle the Persians start beating up his car with bats and rakes. After 5 minutes they look back at him and see that he is giggling. They don’t know why but they continue to break up the car, now stripping it and taking parts off. Once again they look back at him to see that he is laughing even more. Still, they proceed until all is left is a bunch of broken metal. Finally they look at him once more, and he's laughing his butt off. One of the guys asks him, "We just took your $40,000 Mercedes apart!! Why are you laughing?!" then the Turk said, "I stepped out of the circle three times and you didn't see me!"
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