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this is a good clean joke so just "bear" with me
so a man that doesnt believe in god goes outside and thinks to himself 'what great things has evolution created'
next thing he knows a bear is write next to him.
so he starts running and yells "oh god"
and all time freazes
so a voice from the heavens talks "you dare yell my name after not beleiving in me after saying i didnt create you and everything that you have!"
and the man answers "god, i will nt be hippocratic so can u just make the bear christian"
"yes" god replies
and and time was restored
so the bear came to his knees and put his paws together and said "thank you dear lord for the meal i am about to eat."
o ya its also 200am here so u no the story
so a man that doesnt believe in god goes outside and thinks to himself 'what great things has evolution created'
next thing he knows a bear is write next to him.
so he starts running and yells "oh god"
and all time freazes
so a voice from the heavens talks "you dare yell my name after not beleiving in me after saying i didnt create you and everything that you have!"
and the man answers "god, i will nt be hippocratic so can u just make the bear christian"
"yes" god replies
and and time was restored
so the bear came to his knees and put his paws together and said "thank you dear lord for the meal i am about to eat."
o ya its also 200am here so u no the story