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Older People's Sense Of Humor

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    A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put
    into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years
    ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
    Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and
    none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking
    water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all
    have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food
    it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating
    it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row
    raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

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    An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French
    customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
    carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs
    officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had
    been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your
    passport ready." The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have
    to show it." "Impossible. Americans always have to show their
    passports on arrival in France !" The American senior gave the Frenchman
    a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at
    Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't
    find any Frenchmen to show it to."

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      Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country
      Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old blonde who
      knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm.
      She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His
      buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance , they corner
      him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies,
      "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So, how
      did you persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my age", Bob replies
      "What, did you tell her you were only 50?" Bob smiles and says, "No, I told
      her I was 90."

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        A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland . As they
        stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of
        cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a
        lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
        "These" she explained "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no
        longer produce." She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old
        goats?" A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours.

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          The wedding cake one is the best
          this post = teh win.

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              Originally posted by Yedtarts View Post
              Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country
              Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year- old blonde who
              knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm.
              She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His
              buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance , they corner
              him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies,
              "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So, how
              did you persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my age", Bob replies
              "What, did you tell her you were only 50?" Bob smiles and says, "No, I told
              her I was 90."
              This ones the best one out of all 3 LOL LOL
              If your going to be an aholic, why dont you be a Hye one?

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                Originally posted by Yedtarts View Post
                An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French
                customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
                carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs
                officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had
                been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your
                passport ready." The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have
                to show it." "Impossible. Americans always have to show their
                passports on arrival in France !" The American senior gave the Frenchman
                a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. "Well, when I came ashore at
                Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't
                find any Frenchmen to show it to."
                funny just like Jessica Simpson who was married to that old guy
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