A woman was in her home happily jumping on her bed and squealing
with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have
any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I
just came from having a mammogram and the doctor said I have the breasts of an 18-year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your
50-year-old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she answered
with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have
any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I
just came from having a mammogram and the doctor said I have the breasts of an 18-year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your
50-year-old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she answered
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