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    Cheest Pickup Lines Used

    Here is a guide for you desperate and cheap Don Juans lurking abroad into these brothel websites for satisfying your urges and hoping some trollop falls for your overrated "pick up" lines and efforts:

    "What's your sign?"
    The epitome of cheese, this line, which has been around since the Beatles came to America, ranks as the very worst line in dating history. The fact that it's still in use says a lot about the decay of our society's standards and the glaring desperation of some singles.

    "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
    Maybe this was funny around 1910 or 1915 — back when the telephone was a novel appliance. It does not inspire smiles now, only scared and doomed looks.

    "You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet."
    Maybe your dad used this one on your mom and for nostalgia's sake, you're bringing it out again. Nostalgia does not get you dates, only pity.

    "Do you have a licence? Because you're driving me crazy."
    Caution! Watching too many stupid teen movies impairs your judgement. This probably sounded clever to the person who swiped it from an Annette and Frankie beach party flick.



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    so did u learn the meaning of those "pick up" lines through experience? it's OK, we understand
    I see...

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    • #3
      He just copied them from the msn.com home page.

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      • #4
        Compliment her eyebrows, or her hands - something that no one else probably ever notices. You have to be sincere, though. If nothing about her really stands out, just move on. This is where it helps to actually know the girl, because you'll always find something.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by SagGal so did u learn the meaning of those "pick up" lines through experience? it's OK, we understand

          Wow arent you the keen observer, I got those from MSN's homepage. I never intended to take credit for them as that incompetent waste implies.

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            Originally posted by Nimrod Wow arent you the keen observer, I got those from MSN's homepage. I never intended to take credit for them as that incompetent waste implies.
            observer? ya RIGHT. I never meant that u took credit for them. It was just a joke. jees
            I see...

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            • #7
              'does your head hurt, because i could have sworn you fell down from heaven'


              cheesy as hell

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              • #8
                the king of cheeze

                how about theese linez:

                Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

                You're dad must be a thief. cuz he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.

                baby you're the bomb cuz you blow my mind.

                are youre feet tired?.....

                etc.. etc... etc...

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                • #9
                  lol

                  i don't know about you guys, but this one is so ridiculous ~
                  You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see

                  Who actually falls for 'em?
                  I see...

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                  • #10
                    do you belive in love at first sight or should i pass by again.

                    off note, i think we need some more smileys.

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