I love you CK

[jahannam]

Re: I love you CK

Originally posted by TigranJamharian simply stated i have fallen in love with you and your half drunk picture. you are a sexy beast. you know you love the young boys. i can go for hoooooooooooooooooooours.

what picture are we refering to again?
just curious lol
I wanna check out her butt HA!

[violette829]

Originally posted by Anonymouse I never knew my protege to be so two faced. It appears you have more faces than an oven full of gingerbread men.

Ok, that right there is almost as funny as when Tigran said KHRT KHRT and CHLOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

LOL LMAO OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL LLLLOL (anon, I know u love those)

[Arvestaked]

Originally posted by patlajan You're gonna be that old lady living with all her cats. Because no one was "good enough". I bet you cry into your pillow at night.

Don't be a xxxx.

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by patlajan Someone's a little full of themselves. And when I say someone, I mean YOU. You're gonna be that old lady living with all her cats. Because no one was "good enough". I bet you cry into your pillow at night.

I hate cats. When did I ever say no one was good enough? heh. Is that the best you could come up with? Full of myself? I wasn't the one who started the thread silly. Don't worry, if I ever cried into my pillow at night it would not be because I am lonely and sad for lack of a bf, there are far worse things in life to suffer over, REALLY. Yeah right. Wheoever feels THAT lonely and sad over not having a significant other surely is missing the other important things in life... great friends...good company.. the joy that comes out of helping other people... hobbies... goals... work... If I was so lonely and sad I'd lower my "standards" (that you think are soo high) and go out with just any old eggplant. You silly goose.

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by Baron Dants Pff....16 year olds. So young and immature..

lol. Baron you're so cute, at 17. lol

[xBaron Dants]

Originally posted by ckBejug lol. Baron you're so cute, at 17. lol

'twas my point. All I ask for is to brighten up people's days with a little humour!

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by patlajan An eggplant would be too good for you. With your attitude the best you should hope for is some beans.

I'm sure they will be lovely beans indeed.

What is my attitude exactly? I don't get why you are so bitter you lonely purple vegetable.





Ohhhhhhhh, here is your story....


The Lonely Bitter Eggplant
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Once upon a time there was an eggplant. His name was Patlajan, and he was very lonely. Poor Patlajan would sit alone in the barren produce section of Lucky's grocery store, waiting for a kind soul to take him away.

One day a giant mutant cucumber decided to buy him.

"OH NO!" gasped Patlajan.

"Oh yes!" squealed the giant mutant cucumber.

The giant mutant cucumber consumed poor Patlajan and promptly proceeded to implode. For Patlajan was quite a bitter bitter eggplant indeed. The wail of the platypus could be heard in the distance.

THE END


The Platypus That Wailed, and Why It Came To Be
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Once upon a time there was a platypus. It wailed, and it was so.

THE END

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by patlajan Once upon a time there was ckBejug. She liked to project her real feelings on to other people and make fun of their screen names because she hates herself.

THE END

Nice edit job.

Originally posted by patlajan Once upon a time there was ckBejug. She liked to project her real feelings on to other people and make fun of their screen names because one day a foolish young 16 year old tried to hit on her and she developed an instant superiority complex. It's the first time anyone has paid any attention to her and poor Bejug pooped in her pants from all the excitment.

THE END

Uhm, thanks? Really, you're so sweet. ??! I really can't figure out how people have the ability to be so rude, for no reason. Well, enjoy, if that's what gives you your kicks.

[TJ]

damn guys chill i hope noone really thought i was serious to be in love with someone i saw on picture of on the net im not a xxxxin herb for chrisakes. chill out everyone. Merry Christmas to everyone.

[loseyourname]

It's a little sad that young Tigran here seems to be the only person able to maintain proper decorum. Merry Christmas to everyone! I'd love any of you.