New Year's Eve Advice

[violette829]

Ok people, it's New Year's Eve, so I'm guessing some of u are going to get lucky tonight..>Since alcohol is so abundant this time of year, we have to make sure we have our heads(no pun intended) on straight. Girls, please keep ur skirts on, don't lift them up and think that everyone else is just as drunk as u are....keep ur dignity, ur pride, buttttt also, look for the best looking MOFO in the place, and just target that one guy, instead of going from boy toy to boy toy.....Guys, well, try not to sweat too much..I hate when guys dance and sweat all over me...YUGKHKGHK....Wear some good cologne, that will mask the smell of all that beer and cheap champagne....PLEASE DO NOT take off ur shirt...As we all know, not all of u work out enough to show THAT much....so keep ur sh*t on....especially if ur one of those hairy armenians...OOH WOW....Also, don't drink to the point where u throw up..I dunno why it's just NOT okay for a guy to throw up...CMON...take it like a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As with every other night of partying, make sure u have a designated driver....I don't wanna see anymore of our youth be taken from us because of accidents......

Last, but not least.....if u are going to partake in some sexual escapades.....please WEAR A GLOVE.....not on ur hands!



Have fun! Be Safe!

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[SexyAries]

Opps, sorry, read this TOO LATE!

[dstyle]

haha read it on time but didnt follow it.

[jahannam]

I was gonna say
" New years eve is all about having fun, and following rules isn't anyone's idea of fun"
but I remembered how Violette says that I'm against everything she says... so I take it back

but I mean come on maaan...rules on partying? that's like worng lol

[violette829]

Originally posted by jahannam I was gonna say
" New years eve is all about having fun, and following rules isn't anyone's idea of fun"
but I remembered how Violette says that I'm against everything she says... so I take it back

but I mean come on maaan...rules on partying? that's like worng lol

I hope some hot, sweaty, hairy armenian guy didn't rub his naked chest all over u this new years...lol These aren't rules, no one has to follow them, buttttttttttttt it would be nice if we did...DAMNIT PEOPLE! Oh by the way, I slept through New Year's Eve...got up at 1 am...went out with friends....HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA That was fun, but now I'm at work...which sucks donkey tits!