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[ckBejug]

Originally posted by Baron Dants The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)


Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

As inch eh Baron... Horny??? Lol. ohh you closet sex freak! I KNEW there must be more the the nice boy mature thing you do. I's all for sex!!! Did it all for the nookie, did you? Lol. Akhhh the things we learn.... All in good fun of course, just kidding with you!

[xBaron Dants]

Originally posted by ckBejug As inch eh Baron... Horny??? Lol. ohh you closet sex freak! I KNEW there must be more the the nice boy mature thing you do. I's all for sex!!! Did it all for the nookie, did you? Lol. Akhhh the things we learn.... All in good fun of course, just kidding with you!

Indeed. My cover has been blown. That was some good backrubbing though, wasn't it?

Actually, I think it's based on the fact that I don't care too much about "finding the right person". And I've said that all along. Yet my backrubbing abilities blinded you to it!

[Hogg]

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)


Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.


Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss


The paragraph in bold is sooooooooooo accurate. I have high standards, I'm extremely passive, and I always think girls will approach me.

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by Baron Dants Indeed. My cover has been blown. That was some good backrubbing though, wasn't it?

Actually, I think it's based on the fact that I don't care too much about "finding the right person". And I've said that all along. Yet my backrubbing abilities blinded you to it!

Ok, note to self, don't fall for it when Baron offers a back rub. lol. j/k. Soooo, I'm coming to Canada a week before July 24th. Finally figured out when the wedding is. woohoo.

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by Hogg The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

Hogg jan, lower your standards. That made me crack up. Thanks. lol.

[Hogg]

Originally posted by ckBejug Hogg jan, lower your standards. That made me crack up. Thanks. lol.

I'm going to ask every girl in class if they want to make babies tomorrow.

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by Hogg I'm going to ask every girl in class if they want to make babies tomorrow.

Can I be gung ho usc and say that that wouldn't be 'lowering' your standards because everyone at 'SC is just cream of the crop? Alright, just kidding.........

[Hogg]

Stop. You're almost making me anxious to go to school tomorrow.

[xBaron Dants]

Originally posted by ckBejug Ok, note to self, don't fall for it when Baron offers a back rub. lol. j/k. Soooo, I'm coming to Canada a week before July 24th. Finally figured out when the wedding is. woohoo.

haha, I feel so dirty and evil now.

How long are you staying in Montreal? Long enough for the Kermesse?

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by Baron Dants haha, I feel so dirty and evil now.

How long are you staying in Montreal? Long enough for the Kermesse?

I doubt I'll be able to stay that long. Isn't kermess at the end of August? Darn, too bad my cousin had to get married so soon. hehe, or something. My sister is trying to convince me to stay longer with her but I think, asdvadz ooze ne, I'll be leaving for my next destination (wherever that might be I haven't yet decided) a week or so after the wedding, as long as I don't have to come back home for work, so I'll probably just miss it. I suppose we can find something fun to do without that, but it would have been nice.........