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Barbie and Ken break up

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  • Barbie and Ken break up

    According to CNN, who says according to Mattel, every second three Barbies are sold somewhere in the world.

    In the time it took you to read that sentence, nine Barbies jumped off of the shelves.

    I propose we begin to measure time in Barbies sold. One minute equals 180 Barbies. One hour equals 10800 Barbies. Do you have some time to speak with me? I only have 900 Barbies; so hurry up. I can run a mile in 810 barbies! I will take a power nap of 5400 Barbies. Cook the pizza for 1800 Barbies.

    It takes longer than three seconds to make a Barbie. Does this not deny some sort of rule of physics? Unless, of course, Mattel has finally created the Barbie Time Warp in their production factories… maybe this came about when designing Time Travel Barbie, complete with travel bag and matching pink plastic shoes.

    By the way, should you read the article, it is about how Barbie is breaking up with Ken. Yeah, that's right. It's over. ??!! The world isn’t coming to an end though, until Cathy gets married. Oh wait, that’s Saturday.

    Last edited by ckBejug; 02-17-2004, 10:40 AM.
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Barbie and Ken can not break up. No wonder my Ken doll has been acting strange lately. I will speak with him and see if we can clear this whole thing up.

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    • #3
      why did this go in the romance thread? General would be have been better.

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      • #4
        The recycle bin would've been the best.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by surferarmo why did this go in the romance thread? General would be have been better.
          because the connection between barbie and ken is a romantic one!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Hogg The recycle bin would've been the best.
            Would this go in the plastic, paper, or glass section?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by surferarmo Would this go in the plastic, paper, or glass section?
              This would go in the camel dung section.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by loseyourname This would go in the camel dung section.
                Bah humbug. Maybe I was trying to cater to the masses? My mistake. Wont do it again. Camel dung is more interesting than some of the goings on in this place lately!
                The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by fstkhnan because the connection between barbie and ken is a romantic one!
                  Not anymore, since they broke up.
                  The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Hogg The recycle bin would've been the best.
                    Did you need company in there?
                    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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