According to CNN, who says according to Mattel, every second three Barbies are sold somewhere in the world.
In the time it took you to read that sentence, nine Barbies jumped off of the shelves.
I propose we begin to measure time in Barbies sold. One minute equals 180 Barbies. One hour equals 10800 Barbies. Do you have some time to speak with me? I only have 900 Barbies; so hurry up. I can run a mile in 810 barbies! I will take a power nap of 5400 Barbies. Cook the pizza for 1800 Barbies.
It takes longer than three seconds to make a Barbie. Does this not deny some sort of rule of physics? Unless, of course, Mattel has finally created the Barbie Time Warp in their production factories… maybe this came about when designing Time Travel Barbie, complete with travel bag and matching pink plastic shoes.
By the way, should you read the article, it is about how Barbie is breaking up with Ken. Yeah, that's right. It's over. ??!! The world isn’t coming to an end though, until Cathy gets married. Oh wait, that’s Saturday.
In the time it took you to read that sentence, nine Barbies jumped off of the shelves.
I propose we begin to measure time in Barbies sold. One minute equals 180 Barbies. One hour equals 10800 Barbies. Do you have some time to speak with me? I only have 900 Barbies; so hurry up. I can run a mile in 810 barbies! I will take a power nap of 5400 Barbies. Cook the pizza for 1800 Barbies.
It takes longer than three seconds to make a Barbie. Does this not deny some sort of rule of physics? Unless, of course, Mattel has finally created the Barbie Time Warp in their production factories… maybe this came about when designing Time Travel Barbie, complete with travel bag and matching pink plastic shoes.
By the way, should you read the article, it is about how Barbie is breaking up with Ken. Yeah, that's right. It's over. ??!! The world isn’t coming to an end though, until Cathy gets married. Oh wait, that’s Saturday.
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