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  • Aphrodisiac Pizza

    The world's sexiest . . . pizza?
    A U.K. supermarket chain is preparing to unveil what it claims will be the first aphrodisiac pizza.

    By Gordon T. Anderson, CNN/Money staff writer

    NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Over the centuries, people have searched for foods to put them in the mood. Edibles as varied as artichokes, oysters, even sparrow brains have, at one time or another, been considered aphrodisiacs.

    Sex symbol
    Of course, all that was before Viagra. In a sex-obsessed society, those little blue pills became the most popular thing since, well, the thing itself.

    But in an area as sensitive as this one, progress -- or at least johnny-come-lately competitors like Levitra -- won't be denied.

    Now, the U.K. supermarket chain Iceland hopes to do the drugmakers one better, with a frozen pizza the company says will "set pulses racing and libidos leaping." Just so nobody misses the none-too-subtle point, they're calling it "Pizzagra."

    The pizza is still under development, but Iceland's promotional push has begun.

    "Food has long been associated with the art of seduction so we're combining romance with one of the most widely enjoyed foods in the UK," said Iceland's Steve Sweeney in a press release.

    Some strange ingredients
    The Pizzagra will contain items the company says are "renowned for their ability to lift the libido in both men and women including artichoke, asparagus, ginger, chocolate and banana."

    Other ingredients are well known as both stimulants and toppings.

    Got the munchies? Try...

    Garlic, for example, is believed to have medicinal properties good for a variety of ailments, perhaps including impotence. Onions, according to the company, were once thought so sexy that ancient Egyptian priests were forbidden to eat them.

    From there, the Pizzagra begins to seem a bit odd to a pizza-lover's palate. It will contain strawberries, an erotic staple (think of that Kim Basinger scene in the movie, "9 1/2 Weeks"), as well as the aforementioned bananas.

    Bananas on pizza? Well, in the Islamic tradition the fallen Adam and Eve covered themselves with banana leaves rather than those of figs. Plus, bananas have a certain shape to them.

    Thankfully, Iceland is choosing to ignore some past hypotheses about what makes foods sexy.

    The second-century Roman physician Galen -- whose theories held sway across Europe for 1,500 years -- believed that "windy" foods worked best as aphrodisiacs. That is, ones causing flatulence.

    yum.
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

  • #2
    What a great idea. Satisfy one craving and then create another one. *just had the greatest business idea ever* Escort service that also delivers this pizza. I'm a genius.

    I've been wanting pizza all day and this thread didn't help.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Hogg What a great idea. Satisfy one craving and then create another one. *just had the greatest business idea ever* Escort service that also delivers this pizza. I'm a genius.

      I've been wanting pizza all day and this thread didn't help.
      Good idea.

      If you're going to be up anyway, do you mind bringing me some too?

      Are sex and pizza the same way....? You know, even bad pizza is better than no pizza. Does the same thing work for sex?
      The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ckBejug Good idea.

        If you're going to be up anyway, do you mind bringing me some too?

        Are sex and pizza the same way....? You know, even bad pizza is better than no pizza. Does the same thing work for sex?
        Bringing you some what?

        I haven't had enough sex to say I've had the bad variety but I'm pretty sure it's safe to say I'd rather have any kind of sex than none at all. I didn't know about the pizza thing.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Hogg Bringing you some what?
          Pizza, genius.

          As for the sex, well I wouldn't know so I'll be taking your word for it.

          I thought pizza was just always good?
          The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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          • #6
            I figured you meant pizza but I have no idea where I implied I'd be getting some so I thought it'd be something else.

            I really can't say all pizza is good. It depends on how good "good" is.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Hogg I figured you meant pizza but I have no idea where I implied I'd be getting some so I thought it'd be something else.

              I really can't say all pizza is good. It depends on how good "good" is.

              I guess I assumed if you had such a craving for it, you'd be going out to get some... Not too big a jump and an assumption to make, is it??
              The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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              • #8
                I would say it is. Pizza isn't like a burger where you can just go get one for yourself. Don't let my username fool you. Don't reply that I can always have leftover pizza.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Hogg I would say it is. Pizza isn't like a burger where you can just go get one for yourself. Don't let my username fool you. Don't reply that I can always have leftover pizza.
                  Ok, I wont. But, you know, small pizza's exist. And, uhm, pizza is best the next morning.

                  I know what you mean though, eating pizza alone isn't something I'd do either..
                  The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                  • #10
                    *cracks fingers like a true online mack* So, uh, you wanna get together and have pizza?

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