Cold-hearted b!tch...

[loseyourname]

You guys are not very nice.

[dusken]

They are rallying the troops to discourage the "odd" blaspheming genius from posting. One day they will be killed at a relatively young age by an angry, eugentically-minded samaritan and will end up in my mortuary at which time I will make them all look like clowns.

[spiral]

Dusken... are you a mortician?


speaking of morticians...

why would anybody want to be a mortician?

sickest job ever.

There's nothing pleasant about it.

[dusken]

Why?

1. If someone has a fear of death they are trying to overcome, one might be a mortician.

2. If someone is interested in biology but is not interested in going through the conventional college process, one might be a mortician.

3. If someone is oversentimental and had a very loved grandfather who wanted to be a mortician, one might be a mortician.

4. If someone is planning on making films and wants to be able to apply and understand cosmetics, one might be a mortician.

5. If someone did not dismiss it as being a "sick" profession, one might be a mortician.

6. If someone likes craft, one might be a mortician.

7. If someone wants to have a well-paying career with the possibility of a private business without going through the conventional college process, one might be a mortician.

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by spiral Dusken... are you a mortician?


speaking of morticians...

why would anybody want to be a mortician?

sickest job ever.

There's nothing pleasant about it.

Well, you could look at it this way...dead people don't talk back.

[Inna]

Originally posted by spiral

why would anybody want to be a mortician?

sickest job ever.

There's nothing pleasant about it.

hahaha..i agree...my US history teacher in high school told us she grew up wanting to be a mortician, she said she hated being around living people and ironically she ended up teaching...she was so funny..she always threatened the students that acted up in class..she poke with a very southern accent and she would say,"I'm gonna throw all ya'll outta that window if ya'll dont shut up."(I guess killing us would'vegive her the opprotunity to do what she had always wanted to do)...ahhh..those were the fun/scary times...okay I think I've gone off topic

[Anonymouse]

Being a mortician is also a good way of meeting new sexual partners.

[spiral]

Originally posted by Inna hahaha..i agree...my US history teacher in high school told us she grew up wanting to be a mortician, she said she hated being around living people and ironically she ended up teaching...she was so funny..she always threatened the students that acted up in class..she poke with a very southern accent and she would say,"I'm gonna throw all ya'll outta that window if ya'll dont shut up."(I guess killing us would'vegive her the opprotunity to do what she had always wanted to do)...ahhh..those were the fun/scary times...okay I think I've gone off topic

Inna jan....your teacher is a freak.