test:How's your kissing style?

[Genuine_Stud]

Genuine Stud jan!! I told you that you must sign on the dotted line. Also, about the one on one time....Don't worry about that honey. During your sessions, I will make you feel like you are the only man in the world.

X Genuine_Stud <!~ On that dotted line. Please allow 2-3 weeks for your application to be processed. Also note that you will be required to bring with you (2) #2 pencils, some chocolate syrup (Hersheys), a banana, a whip, some cellophane, and 14 black slithery snakes. Also, make sure you are wearing NO undergarments whatsoever. In case of an emergency,say the lesson becomes too much to handle, sit down, hold on, and shut up.

By signing this agreement, you are giving up all rights as a human being. During the time you are with the professor (Miss Violette) you must remain calm. No outbursts will be tolerated. You cannot scream, in X-stacy or in fear, and you must always keep in mind that this is a service and a privilege to be given these valuable lessons. Please use your time wisely, for Miss Violette has other students to tend to.

Thank you.



Ok Violette. I signed. You don't have a "VIP" Services Dept. that handles all your VIP clients? Awww man, that sucks.

Either way, I got the Hershey's syrup, whip cream, the banana, the whip, some cellophane, and 14 black slithery snakes. What exactly is the #2 pencil for again?

Also, "Applications take 2-3 weeks to process"

2-3 weeks for "personal" or "proffesional" approval ?

Yalla..... I'm ready. Let's Go.
Just tell me when and where.

[violette829]

Boys boys boys!! Be patient. In time, you will all hear from me as to when and where our sessions shall begin. Let's see.....Genuine....if you want to be VIP, then you gotta have a few tricks up your sleeve and know a few things I don't so you can be my instructor. If not, please refrain from requesting such things. Thanks!


Also, I need to know how old each of you are, as well as height and weight. You need to meet the requirments in order to get on this ride..I mean...um..me.

[gevo]

Boys boys boys!! Be patient. In time, you will all hear from me as to when and where our sessions shall begin. Let's see.....Genuine....if you want to be VIP, then you gotta have a few tricks up your sleeve and know a few things I don't so you can be my instructor. If not, please refrain from requesting such things. Thanks!


Also, I need to know how old each of you are, as well as height and weight. You need to meet the requirments in order to get on this ride..I mean...um..me.

152 lbs
5'7"
black eyes
plump kissing lips (i guess.., haha,, someone told me that once.. i dont know though)
what else? can we brag a little to about workign out and stuff?? lol..
and umm.. age.. im only 15

[violette829]

152 lbs
5'7"
black eyes
plump kissing lips (i guess.., haha,, someone told me that once.. i dont know though)
what else? can we brag a little to about workign out and stuff?? lol..
and umm.. age.. im only 15

Alright since I'm burning in Hell.....You're 15? Sorry you must be 18+ !!!! I can however hold off your application for another 3 years....We do that for our clients. Thank you for choosing us to be your kissing instructor.

**Violette Empire**

[Genuine_Stud]

Boys boys boys!! Be patient. In time, you will all hear from me as to when and where our sessions shall begin. Let's see.....Genuine....if you want to be VIP, then you gotta have a few tricks up your sleeve and know a few things I don't so you can be my instructor. If not, please refrain from requesting such things. Thanks!


Also, I need to know how old each of you are, as well as height and weight. You need to meet the requirments in order to get on this ride..I mean...um..me.

Well..... look at my profile pic if you want to see me.

Height = 5' 8"
Weight = 160
Eyes = Dark Brown
Age = 24

Is that enough info for you?

But wait a minute!!!

It says under your Armenian Club profile that you have a boyfriend.

Does he know about your Empire?

[gevo]

Alright since I'm burning in Hell.....You're 15? Sorry you must be 18+ !!!! I can however hold off your application for another 3 years....We do that for our clients. Thank you for choosing us to be your kissing instructor.

**Violette Empire**

hahah viol jan.. check this out http://armenianclub.com/profile.html?gevo27 ... im not 15 my kissing instuctor. im 19 that was a joke.. lol.. so am i in or what??? i think ill need the lessons more than anyone else here.. i can tell you why if u want haha

[Darorinag]

Kissing lessons? Sounds like the two girls in Cruel Intentions.

[hyebruin]

nothing like kissing someone you're REALLLLLY attracted to!! best feelin in the world!!! and much like all things in life, that too doesn't last for too long either...

[Darorinag]

nothing like kissing someone you're REALLLLLY attracted to!! best feelin in the world!!!

Yes!!!

Btw, I hate kissing in public [yes, even if it's a girl] (unless it's somewhere not frequented by too many people). Well, it's like, "when you gotta go" you gotta go. And am I the only one who thinks that kissing is the best part in any sort of relationship/sexual activity? That and hugging. lol

[hyebruin]

kissing in public is all right...if it's a romantic night out and you're in a cozy little corner with flickering candlelights and a nice view...people need to mind their own biz(and the more the nosey armos look, the more you should just continue kissing) ...but yeah kissing in line at the grocery store, now THAT is tacky! or even in the produce section or a department store...but at an amusement park or the beach or a park (w/no kids around) it's fine...people should have enuff sense to express their affections without grossing out others... when god was giving out common sense on the 5th day of creation, some people had already hit the road for a long weekend getaway!