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  • My Weekend With the Mouse

    Dammit, I just can't keep this in any longer. Last weekend was the best evAR! I had a surprise visitor. Our very own Mouse! Now how and why my dream came true, I don't know. But here it goes.

    Day 1
    So Mouse arrived right around dinner and that's when the good times started. Around 11 we started to pre-party in my room. After feeling just right, we headed toward Sigma Chi. The theme of the frat party was "Hollywood" and the rest was history...

    K, so the Mouse could dance! Now ever since I knew of the Mouse and of his presence, I just wanted to freak with him. And finally, I did. Have you gotten sweaty with the Mouse? Ha, you're missing out. Now I'm pretty popular at these frat parties, so Everyone was looking at us. But the Mouse and I, we just kept on going at it until finally we decided that we needed a room...

    So my roommate voluntarily sexiled herself and the room was mine for the weekend. After showering all that sweat off, the Mouse picked me up, and gently threw me on my bed. Then he got on top of me...

    Day 2
    We slept under a willow tree.

  • #2
    And then you woke up?
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    • #3
      I seriously dont know what to say. literally out of any logical remark, or statement.. baffled... stupified if you will.. i hate humanity ,.. really..!!!
      How do you hurt a masochist?
      -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ckBejug
        And then you woke up?

        Oh man, I wish. But xxxx was it real. See, if I didn't experience it, I wouldn't know it, I wouldn't want more...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by thedebutante
          Oh man, I wish. But xxxx was it real. See, if I didn't experience it, I wouldn't know it, I wouldn't want more...
          I think you need to return that mouse to the pet store and the animal cruelty people need to put you in jail.


          Poor thing.
          The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ckBejug
            I think you need to return that mouse to the pet store and the animal cruelty people need to put you in jail.


            Poor thing.

            Good Point!!!! C'mmon return the poor thing to the store u cruel and sick human being

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            • #7
              Originally posted by gevo
              I seriously dont know what to say. literally out of any logical remark, or statement.. baffled... stupified if you will.. i hate humanity ,.. really..!!!
              STILL I QUOTE!!!!!
              How do you hurt a masochist?
              -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by gevo
                I seriously dont know what to say. literally out of any logical remark, or statement.. baffled... stupified if you will.. i hate humanity ,.. really..!!!

                hahahahaha. haahahahahahah.


                Good point.
                The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                • #9
                  Here I go sharing the best weekend ever with you guys, and you all make fun of it. Eh, what can I do? I guess I wont share any more private things.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by thedebutante
                    Here I go sharing the best weekend ever with you guys, and you all make fun of it. Eh, what can I do? I guess I wont share any more private things.
                    dear ma'am/Ms. Debutante/Mademousel jan.. yerevi takutsun unes es gisher.. et incheri masin es metatsum gishernere keneluts aratch.. aghchi.. meghk es.. etkan ban.. MEGHK!!!!!! genna oknutsun chari kani shuta!! KO HAMAR EM ASUM KO HAMAR!!!
                    How do you hurt a masochist?
                    -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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