I've never actually said anything to make a date cry or want to shoot me, but I know people who have so I'll start up the thread with a story...
A guy friend was out on a date trying to impress ths new girl he met with his charm and wit. Apparently the date was going fine, and he was regailing her with his massive knowledge of bad/gross jokes. At one point this joke came up: "Whats blue, 18 inches long, and does'nt fit properly?" (Blank look from the girl_ "A dead epilectic!" He's rolling around laughing and she erupts into a flood of tears. Apparently, her brother died of an epilectic fit about six months ago. And yes, the blow job was out of the question.
So lets have some stories where you (or someone you know, of course) wished the ground would open up and swallow you up alive.
As for saying the wrong thing to a bf once. I had gone to ucsb to party with some friends and had gotten a bunch of pictures develpoed... There I am, sitting with my bf and my mom, looking at the pictures for the first time and up comes a picture of me in a sleeping bag with a guy friend sitting on top (in a slightly compromising position). I should have just flipped through and moved on rather than try to explain how we managed to get that way (it was honestly all innocent). Instead I exclaimed, 'Oh, I don't even remember that!' lol Yeah, neither my bf nor my MOM were too pleased.
A guy friend was out on a date trying to impress ths new girl he met with his charm and wit. Apparently the date was going fine, and he was regailing her with his massive knowledge of bad/gross jokes. At one point this joke came up: "Whats blue, 18 inches long, and does'nt fit properly?" (Blank look from the girl_ "A dead epilectic!" He's rolling around laughing and she erupts into a flood of tears. Apparently, her brother died of an epilectic fit about six months ago. And yes, the blow job was out of the question.
So lets have some stories where you (or someone you know, of course) wished the ground would open up and swallow you up alive.
As for saying the wrong thing to a bf once. I had gone to ucsb to party with some friends and had gotten a bunch of pictures develpoed... There I am, sitting with my bf and my mom, looking at the pictures for the first time and up comes a picture of me in a sleeping bag with a guy friend sitting on top (in a slightly compromising position). I should have just flipped through and moved on rather than try to explain how we managed to get that way (it was honestly all innocent). Instead I exclaimed, 'Oh, I don't even remember that!' lol Yeah, neither my bf nor my MOM were too pleased.