Originally posted by loseyourname
I honestly laughed my ass off.
I honestly laughed my ass off.
" and if she says, " wait what do you mean?" or "then what will we be doing" just be like, " haha nevermind" and change the subject. But so girls aren't ALL retards, will probably be able to figure out u want to makeout with her, with out even having to say it. Then at the movies you gotta sit down and immediately put your arm around her (always sit at the back of the theater last row cuz some girls dont like other ppl seeing them make out and its less distracting to other ppl who are actually trying to watch the movie) then, (if your strong enough, and think she wont mind) say," this arm rest and cup holder is kinda in the way, uhmm, here just sit on my lap" and b4 she responds, pick her up and put her on your lap. If you've gotten this far, there is no WAY she will not make out with you, its almost a guaruntee, so you can say a witty comment or if its a scary movie and theres silence and u go to boo! And scare the crap outa her or something, just laugh and look in her eyes untik she makes eye contact, and then the second she looks at you, slowly grab her chin keeping eye contact, and go in. Tell me how this works, this tecnique if executed precisely,has worked 100% of the time, no exaggeration. And your welcome haha hope u get some at the movies!
" and if she says, " wait what do you mean?" or "then what will we be doing" just be like, " haha nevermind" and change the subject. But so girls aren't ALL retards, will probably be able to figure out u want to makeout with her, with out even having to say it. Then at the movies you gotta sit down and immediately put your arm around her (always sit at the back of the theater last row cuz some girls dont like other ppl seeing them make out and its less distracting to other ppl who are actually trying to watch the movie) then, (if your strong enough, and think she wont mind) say," this arm rest and cup holder is kinda in the way, uhmm, here just sit on my lap" and b4 she responds, pick her up and put her on your lap. If you've gotten this far, there is no WAY she will not make out with you, its almost a guaruntee, so you can say a witty comment or if its a scary movie and theres silence and u go to boo! And scare the crap outa her or something, just laugh and look in her eyes untik she makes eye contact, and then the second she looks at you, slowly grab her chin keeping eye contact, and go in. Tell me how this works, this tecnique if executed precisely,has worked 100% of the time, no exaggeration. And your welcome haha hope u get some at the movies!



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