Turn ons

[loseyourname]

A woman who can sing, and someone small enough to be lifted up and slid onto a table without me straining my back (I am unfortunately rather scrawny). A woman who can argue politics and theology and make me doubt myself will always get the job done. And man, what I wouldn't do for a taste of Julie Andrews.

[Aphrodit3]

Originally posted by loseyourname A woman who can sing, and someone small enough to be lifted up and slid onto a table without me straining my back (I am unfortunately rather scrawny). A woman who can argue politics and theology and make me doubt myself will always get the job done. And man, what I wouldn't do for a taste of Julie Andrews.

I hope you realize that you fell in love with a girl that's the complete opposite of your description. Before you give into the urge to bite me and argue about this, think about it.

[jahannam]

Originally posted by dstyle Im a legs & @ss man myself. how bout the rest of the guys or girls?

you're crazy
if I were a guy
I'd go for the boobs


ass n legs... guys have em too!

[dstyle]

no ass n legs, tits can be bought lol.

its just a personal preference

[jahannam]

hahahhaha
terrible...

[dstyle]

Originally posted by jahannam hahahhaha
terrible...

ya but truthful

[Arvestaked]

I am an everything-below-the-waste guy + the neck. Big foot fetish. I do not care about breasts very much. They are nice but as long as there are nipples (that are not dinnerplates) then I am happy.

[jahannam]

*trying to figure out what "dinnerplate" nipples look like*

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Aphrodit3 I hope you realize that you fell in love with a girl that's the complete opposite of your description. Before you give into the urge to bite me and argue about this, think about it.

Oh, did I now? I don't recall saying that I was only capable of falling in love with a girl who was exactly my ideal of sexiness. I do recall you once saying that I was the embodiment of sexiness. Perhaps you were being facetious.

[Aphrodit3]

Originally posted by loseyourname Oh, did I now? I don't recall saying that I was only capable of falling in love with a girl who was exactly my ideal of sexiness. I do recall you once saying that I was the embodiment of sexiness. Perhaps you were being facetious.

It was your birthday. I was being nice.