GOD and SEX

[sleuth]

Why ppl scream ...OOohhh my GODDDDD...or OOO my lORDDDDDD while haveing sex?:confused:

[jilbagh]

Originally posted by sleuth Why ppl scream ...OOohhh my GODDDDD...or OOO my lORDDDDDD while haveing sex?:confused:

do armenians scream 'aman astvadz?'

[Hogg]

Only beirutsis.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by sleuth Why ppl scream ...OOohhh my GODDDDD...or OOO my lORDDDDDD while haveing sex?:confused:

That right there is evidence that God exists.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Anonymouse That right there is evidence that God exists.

That right there is evidence of how easily weakminded people can be convinced of supernatural phenomena.

[jahannam]

Originally posted by jilbagh do armenians scream 'aman astvadz?'

llllllllllllllllllol
ewwwwwwwwww
I hope NOT. lol
speaking of which... who screams "oh my god" during sex?
lol
I thought you're supposed to call each others' names???
hahhahha
no but seriously... sleuth I think you're the only one who does it sweetypie lol

[jilbagh]

Originally posted by jahannam llllllllllllllllllol
ewwwwwwwwww
I hope NOT. lol
speaking of which... who screams "oh my god" during sex?
lol
I thought you're supposed to call each others' names???
hahhahha
no but seriously... sleuth I think you're the only one who does it sweetypie lol


you should flip around the pay per view channels more hun :D lolol

aman astvadz...ayoooo...dour vor daas lolol ok im so not taking nyquil during the day anymore

[felizitation]

Originally posted by jilbagh do armenians scream 'aman astvadz?'

The answer is "No". While the whole world is screaming "Oh GooooD" armenians scream:

Megume tchi esses, megume tchi esses !

[sleuth]

no but seriously... sleuth I think you're the only one who does it sweetypie lol

jahannam I will tell you my little secret.. :PP because i really do like you lol...during the sex i am silent...silance that shivering with unspoken words...
Dammit!!! when they scream ooooo my GOD it turns me OFFFFFFFF.........:mad:

PASSA STOP screaming OOO MYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDD.... LOL

That was the reason i desex you :p

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by felizitation The answer is "No". While the whole world is screaming "Oh GooooD" armenians scream:

Megume tchi esses, megume tchi esses !


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Oh my Feliz!!!! That was very very VERY funny. I laughed so hard I scared my sister, and she's on the other side of the house. I had to call my parents over to read that one, they're still laughing too. You're too much, you know that? hahahahahaha

megoo me cheses!

Thanks for the laugh!!!!!

[sleuth]

guys what is"" meggo me cheses?"""'meggome tchi assess?""lol could you plz translate ..i want som lolin plzzzzzzzzz:(

[SALTnPEPA92]

Originally posted by sleuth guys what is"" meggo me cheses?"""'meggome tchi assess?""lol could you plz translate ..i want som lolin plzzzzzzzzz:(

well the way I understand it is "don't tell anyone" is what this means: mekin mi asa...or megome tchi asess...:) I hope that helped let me know

[Dan]

The answer is "No". While the whole world is screaming "Oh GooooD" armenians scream:

Megume tchi esses, megume tchi esses !
lmao!!!! that was a great one!!! :D :D :D

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by loseyourname That right there is evidence of how easily weakminded people can be convinced of supernatural phenomena.

How do else do you explain God coming down and touching its creation?

[jahannam]

sleuth??
silent??
ahhh come on now..
you have officially disappointed me.
at least don't announce it.
why do u keep all that energy IN you??
it's good to be loud :D


P.S.I still think they moan on payperview. they don't say OH MY GOD lol

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by jahannam sleuth??
silent??
ahhh come on now..
you have officially disappointed me.
at least don't announce it.
why do u keep all that energy IN you??
it's good to be loud :D


P.S.I still think they moan on payperview. they don't say OH MY GOD lol

The pink panther doesn't look like he to make noise.

[PASAMONSTER]

Ey sleuthhhh


I don't OH MY GODDDD?


Who's your daddyyyy UHHHHHH ?


whats my name UHHHH UHHHHH?


thats me oh yeah and sometimes I sing Old Marine corp songs.


From experience

Parskahye girls say OXesh! Oxesh!


And feliz you're too much LOL

[spiral]

You know... I think it's all this sex-talk that's attracting all the newbies to our once decent forum.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by spiral You know... I think it's all this sex-talk that's attracting all the newbies to our once decent forum.

Very much so.

These stupid imbeciles are ruining a once great forum.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by PASAMONSTER Ey sleuthhhh


I don't OH MY GODDDD?


Who's your daddyyyy UHHHHHH ?


whats my name UHHHH UHHHHH?


thats me oh yeah and sometimes I sing Old Marine corp songs.


From experience

Parskahye girls say OXesh! Oxesh!

Why don't you shut up and go seek justice?

And feliz you're too much LOL

Be quiet and go seek justice.

[PASAMONSTER]

eyyy you and your friend the eggplant look like the justice seekers to me

Captain Anarchy LOL

and Blunt man

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Anonymouse How do else do you explain God coming down and touching its creation?

I often sceam "mother of xxxx." Does this prove that the word "xxxx" is in fact a proper noun indicating a living entity with a mother?

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by loseyourname I often sceam "mother of xxxx." Does this prove that the word "xxxx" is in fact a proper noun indicating a living entity with a mother?

Yes it does.

[ckBejug]

Have an orgasm. (http://www.hosstyle.com/Goofy%20xxxx/Goofyxxxx30/orgasm.htm)

[PASAMONSTER]

hey that orgasm thing is bullxxxx...

not all guys are quick.

some are just s l o ww w

[jahannam]

Originally posted by ckBejug Have an orgasm. (http://www.hosstyle.com/Goofy%20xxxx/Goofyxxxx30/orgasm.htm)

hahahhahhahahahha
http://www.assemblyshows.com/images/laugh.gif

hahahha that was good.
I like I like.
vewy much.

http://web.macam98.ac.il/~ochayo/humor/gif/laugh.gif

[sleuth]

That was annoying ^:rolleyes:

gee why i hate sex lol...is there something wrong with me ??

[PASAMONSTER]

nothing wrong with you.... you just didn't have it GOOD.

[sleuth]

i never had sex :) and i will never have ...

[PASAMONSTER]

I understand the never had, but why will never have?

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by sleuth i never had sex :) and i will never have ...

You animal.

[sleuth]

loseer opposite...sex is an animal act...i will make love with all of my soul ,mind and body...what i have in my life it not just a sex for me...animal?...it's you!!!! :)good luck to u with your animal instinct..:)have u ever melt into another person?have you ever felt pleasure close to pain? I bet NOOOO!!!!cuz you are a xxxx head..simple as that...love is more than sex idiot!!!! love is pleasure close to pain without any regret..moron!!!you don't even have soul how can you make love with your soul ? have you ever get rid of gravity during love?i doubt about it.Have you ever get rid of your big ,mean, stinky EGO?YOU CAN"T FIT IN MY SPACE WITH YOUR LITTLE EGO...DON'T MESS AROUND ME :)

[loseyourname]

Love is vulnerability and aching, it is strength on the brink of destruction, it's a bottomless emptiness bottomed out. Love is committment and sweat, love is willingness and sacrifice, it is the height of altruism and selfishness melded into one. Love is a spark that excites every nerve ending in your skin any time a certain person's fingernail grazes the surface or anytime her smile flashes before your eyes. Love is a controlled explosion in your heart that boils your blood and swells your extremities, it is quiet and magnificent, bold and risky, and it is the only thing I live for.

Sex is a neat little perk.

[sleuth]

then why u labeled me as an animal?Love is only thing to live for..it has nothing to do with sex though....that was i meant saying i will never have sex...u always missandestood me ....

[loseyourname]

I was joking, sleuth. Kick back.

[spiral]

lose, you're really presenting a completely different persona then the one you had initially.

I like this one much more!

good boy.

[surferarmo]

I say we all just eat burritos naked after surfing in orange speedos with tuna fish cans attached to our ear lobes.

[sleuth]

I was joking, sleuth. Kick back.

loseyourname you are honey on butt :D

[PASAMONSTER]

I like the burrito and the tuna can on ear lobes part.



as for surfing can we just sit in a circle and smoke some chron and envoke spirits and xxxx.

LOL

[sleuth]

lose, you're really presenting a completely different persona then the one you had initially.

at least i discover NEW loseyourname :D ...evrikaaaaaaa~~~~~~~~

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by spiral lose, you're really presenting a completely different persona then the one you had initially.

I like this one much more!

good boy.

Thanks spiral. You're the best.

[Inna]

Originally posted by loseyourname Love is vulnerability and aching, it is strength on the brink of destruction, it's a bottomless emptiness bottomed out. Love is committment and sweat, love is willingness and sacrifice, it is the height of altruism and selfishness melded into one. Love is a spark that excites every nerve ending in your skin any time a certain person's fingernail grazes the surface or anytime her smile flashes before your eyes. Love is a controlled explosion in your heart that boils your blood and swells your extremities, it is quiet and magnificent, bold and risky, and it is the only thing I live for.

Sex is a neat little perk.

wow loseyourname...hehehe i think i want to make "love" to you..hahaha..j/k

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Inna wow loseyourname i think i want to make "love" to you

I'd make your bones cry as the sky turned purple over the Blue Ridges.

[jahannam]

quiet you subjectchanging people.
back to God and Sex.
I think they're related...
they're both out of this world.
we can't comprehend God.
we can't comprehend why sex feels the way it does.
and since God is this powerful power...
and sex is the MOST powerful feeling a body can experience..
there!
that's an explanation!
:D

[surferarmo]

Originally posted by jahannam quiet you subjectchanging people.
back to God and Sex.
I think they're related...
they're both out of this world.
we can't comprehend God.
we can't comprehend why sex feels the way it does.
and since God is this powerful power...
and sex is the MOST powerful feeling a body can experience..
there!
that's an explanation!
:D

It feels good because it attracts us as biological beings to have the desire to reproduce. If it hurt all the time, no one would want to reproduce and the species would be weak in numbers and possible fall to extinction.

[jahannam]

sex feels good because of reproduction what?
surfer surfer.
I'm still waiting for the day you're gonna start thinking about making sense.
until then'
cheers

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by surferarmo It feels good because it attracts us as biological beings to have the desire to reproduce. If it hurt all the time, no one would want to reproduce and the species would be weak in numbers and possible fall to extinction.

It feels good because there is an extremely high concentration of nerve endings in the human genital area. Not to mention all the bloodflow it gets when aroused.

[surferarmo]

Originally posted by jahannam sex feels good because of reproduction what?
surfer surfer.
I'm still waiting for the day you're gonna start thinking about making sense.
until then'
cheers

Reproduction is desirable. It was biologically engineered this way so that animals, including us, would reproduce, as reproduction is the main goal for any species. This ensures maintenance and reduces chances of extinction. Thats why eating feels good! Its not so we can induldge in pilaf. It feels good so we have biological incentive to stay alive by providing our bodies with nutrients. If sex didnt feel good, there would be a lot less humans...

Biologically, it has nothing to do with love. That is a human term. Most animals in the wild do it for business.

Why do I feel like I am explaining something to a five year old? Ohh ya, you are lost. Your brain is analogous to a five year old who has lost their parents in a K-Mart, wandering aimlessly......Want some candy little girl?