Re: crackpots
Friday, September 16, 2016
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DIALOGUE
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To assert her authentic Armenian identity
and expose my status as a mongrel,
one of my gentle readers
born and raised in the shadow of Mt. Ararat,
once called me “Baliozoglu"
thus implying I cannot be an authentic Armenian
because I and my ancestors were born and raised
on Turkish soil.
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Am I half-Turk?
I don’t know.
No Armenian does.
Only racists do,
and racists don’t even qualify as members
of the human race.
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To search for a pure-blooded Armenian
born and raised on Turkish soil
or any other soil, including Armenian soil,
is to search for a non-existent black hat
in a dark room at midnight.
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Question: If you had a choice between being
a Kurdoghlanian and an Avanakian,
which would you choose?
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I am reminded of the following exchange
between a Republican presidential candidate
and a heckler:
HECKLER: My father was a Democrat,
my grandfather was a Democrat,
I am a Democrat.”
CANDIDATE: “If your father had been a jackass
and your grandfather had been a jackass,
what would you be?
HECKLER: A Republican.”
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Friday, September 16, 2016
***************************
DIALOGUE
***************************
To assert her authentic Armenian identity
and expose my status as a mongrel,
one of my gentle readers
born and raised in the shadow of Mt. Ararat,
once called me “Baliozoglu"
thus implying I cannot be an authentic Armenian
because I and my ancestors were born and raised
on Turkish soil.
*
Am I half-Turk?
I don’t know.
No Armenian does.
Only racists do,
and racists don’t even qualify as members
of the human race.
*
To search for a pure-blooded Armenian
born and raised on Turkish soil
or any other soil, including Armenian soil,
is to search for a non-existent black hat
in a dark room at midnight.
*
Question: If you had a choice between being
a Kurdoghlanian and an Avanakian,
which would you choose?
*
I am reminded of the following exchange
between a Republican presidential candidate
and a heckler:
HECKLER: My father was a Democrat,
my grandfather was a Democrat,
I am a Democrat.”
CANDIDATE: “If your father had been a jackass
and your grandfather had been a jackass,
what would you be?
HECKLER: A Republican.”
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