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    Partially Armenian Comedian

    I plan to see him this weekend. He'll be opening for or part of the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour. Sam Tripoli For his material (may be offensive to moralists), go to "Media" & click on "National Lampoon Live".
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    Re: Partially Armenian Comedian

    Originally posted by Quarteria
    I plan to see him this weekend. He'll be opening for or part of the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour. Sam Tripoli For his material (may be offensive to moralists), go to "Media" & click on "National Lampoon Live".
    Looks pretty ugly. Must be his inbreed Armenoid side...

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      He looks alright to me. I couldn't find any jokes on his site, besides the one about the traffic ticket, which wasn't that funny. But hey you gotta give him props, the man is doing a fundraiser for the Armenian Bone Marrow Registry.

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        Well, , He WAS funny, but, the other three were as well, but, anyway, his big joke about being Armenian is typically,

        I'm Armenian
        *silence*
        See? Not a lot of love for my people. That's not right. If you don't know about Armenians, let me tell you who we are; we are the hairy back people. Yeah, that's right, we can't go to the beach. We go to the beach, we take our shirts off, babies are crying, women are dry heaving, 'Oh my gosh! Why isn't that dog on a leash?' Not a lot of love for our people...

        BUT, today when he said, "Armenian" I TOTALLY "WOOOOOOOOOOOO"'d. He's like, "You full Armenian?" "No." "How much are you?" "Quarter." "Quarter? What's that? So, you only have a little patch of hair right here *taps side of belly*?" I thought it was funny. So did everybody else in the audience because they have all seen that guy at the beach.

        His big NON Armenian joke has to do with trying to bed a woman.

        OH! He had one tonight about "Why is anybody in the Boy Scouts after 15 years old? What's the point after you discover girls? *as a Boy Scout*: I can start a fire with two sticks. *Back as him*: Yeah, I can start a fire with these two sticks" *holds up index & middle finger*

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          Re: Partially Armenian Comedian

          I don't know about the hairy backs .........but if he was full Armenian, he'd be cuter.

          What's up with making all Armenian men sound hairy. Look at Irish men! You could get lost in all that hair.

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          • #6
            Re: Partially Armenian Comedian

            He was okay. I mean, he wasn't anything special or funny. That's the thing with comedians these days, they are all mediocre. It seems that the greats are all from bygone eras.
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #7
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              I have to agree, very few stand up comedians are good.

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              • #8
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                Richard Pryor, George Carlin, etc., these are men of a different era that cannot be made now, they can only be bred.
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #9
                  Re: Partially Armenian Comedian

                  Brian Regan. Funny & clean.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Partially Armenian Comedian

                    He needs to grow up a few years and take life a little more seriously. His jokes are too superficial, no depth at all. I want to be made to think when I hear a stand-up comedian. I don't like slapstick comedy.

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