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  • #31
    Re: Most Annoying Song

    I thought you guys might find this interesting.

    Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

    An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners. The song is not new, but it resurfaced on Dial "M" for Musicology.

    Amazingly, this "most unwanted music" contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.

    Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone. (We didn’t think that was possible either.)

    Source

    You can listen to the song at the above link.

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    • #32
      Re: Most Annoying Song

      wtf
      THE ROAD TO FREEDOM AND JUSTICE IS A LONG ONE!

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      • #33
        Re: Most Annoying Song

        Originally posted by One-Way View Post

        Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

        Source

        You can listen to the song at the above link.
        Is there a extended remix to the above song?
        "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." ~Malcolm X

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        • #34
          Re: Most Annoying Song

          Originally posted by Anoush View Post
          I tell you what KndHye, to put it in a serious note perspective, although it's painful to give birth to a human being child; but everything's go so fast that once you give birth the feelings become so rewarding and sweet that any pain associated with it would be not only bearable but becomes happy and rewarding... especially when you give birth to a healthy child of yours.
          It would hurt more for him, he doesn't have the equipment needed to push out a child Anoush jan

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          • #35
            Re: Most Annoying Song

            There are other ways !
            THE ROAD TO FREEDOM AND JUSTICE IS A LONG ONE!

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            • #36
              Re: Most Annoying Song

              Originally posted by Saco View Post
              There are other ways !
              I'll pass...
              "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." ~Malcolm X

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              • #37
                Re: Most Annoying Song

                Anything by or featuring Lady Gaga, and Pitbull - Calle Ocho

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                • #38
                  Re: Most Annoying Song

                  Originally posted by Hookis View Post
                  Anything by or featuring Lady Gaga, and Pitbull - Calle Ocho
                  Calle Ocho is also played out
                  Positive vibes, positive taught

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                  • #39
                    Re: Most Annoying Song

                    The Salmon Song is the worst ever. It was awful. Some people find it funny but I just have to shut it off. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIZt4_Z74_s

                    Chemical Brothers Lyrics - The Salmon Dance Lyrics

                    Hello boys and girls, my name is Fat Lip
                    and this is my friend Sammy the Salmon

                    ‘1 - 2′

                    Today, we’re going to teach you some fun facts about Salmon,
                    and a brand new dance.

                    Let me introduce to you a brand new dance
                    I know you’re gonna love it if you give it one chance
                    It’s not complicated, it’s not too hard
                    You don’t even have to be a Hip-hop star

                    See anyone can do it, all you need is style
                    Listen up peep gank I’m a show you how
                    Put your hands to the side, as silly as silly as it seems
                    And shake your body like a salmon floating up stream

                    I’ll float up stream
                    you know how we do it, you know how we do it again

                    All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water
                    And part of their life in salt water

                    Wow, very interesting

                    We change round a couple of days after spawning
                    Then we die

                    When I first did the Salmon all the people just laughed
                    They looked around and stood like I was on crack
                    I heard somebody say out loud what the f@#k is that
                    This n*#%s dancin like a fish while he’s doin’ the snap

                    But the more I kept doing it the more they kept feeling it
                    Tnd then I heard some xxxxxes say yo that niggas killing it
                    By the end of the night everyone was on my team
                    And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream!

                    I’ll float up stream
                    you know how we do it, you know how we do it again.

                    Most of our friends find their home waters by their sense of smell
                    which is even more keen than that of a dog or a bear

                    Wow!

                    My family also rely on ocean currents, tides
                    The gravitational pull of the moon

                    The moon? Fish pay attention to the moon? Wow!

                    Did you know?

                    What?

                    That I could go to Japan, and back

                    You’re kidding me. Amazing ..

                    Polluted water can kill both baby salmon, that are developing
                    and the adult salmon, that are on their way to spawn

                    Wow what a shame, what a shame
                    Huh?
                    Woah.
                    Wow. Hey kids, hey give it up for Sammy the Salmon and his amazing salmon dance.
                    Huh? What do you say?
                    Who’s hungry?

                    Also be sure to check out the most wanted song

                    Last edited by hipeter924; 06-14-2009, 03:08 AM.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Most Annoying Song

                      The Gummy Bear Song - Long English Version

                      This is about a 9.999/10 on the annoying scale
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0
                      "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." ~Malcolm X

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