worst lyrics

[spiral]

so we posted lyrics to our favorite songs, how about psting worst lyrics.

I'll start with shakira

Whenever Wherever

Lucky you were born
That far away so
So we could both
Make fun of distance
Lucky that I love
A foreign land for
The lucky fact
Of your existence
Baby I would climb
The Andes solely
To count the freckles
On your body
Never could imagine
There were only
Ten million ways to
Love somebody
Le do le le le le
Le do le le le le
Can't you see
I'm at your feet

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to
Be together
I'll be there and
You'll be near
And that's the
Deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have
To wonder
We can always
Play by ear
But that's the
Deal my dear

Lucky that my lips
Not only mumble
They spill kisses
Like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse them
With mountains
Lucky I have strong legs
Like my mother
To run for cover
When I need it
And these two eyes
Are for no other
The day you leave
Will cry a river

Lo ro lo le lo le
Lo ro lo le lo le
At your feet
I'm at your feet

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to
Be together
I'll be there and
You'll be near
And that's the
Deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have
To wonder
We can always
Play by ear
But that's the
Deal my dear

Lo ro lo le lo le
Lo ro lo le lo le

Think out loud
Say it again

Lo ro lo le lo le lo le

Tell me
One more time
That you'll live
Lost in my eyes

Whenever, wherever
We'll learn to
Be together
I'll be there and
You'll be near
And that's the
Deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder
You've got me
Head over heels
There's nothing
Left to fear
If you really feel
The way I feel

[Anonymouse]

Anything on KIIS FM.

[loseyourname]

In honor of Mouse I and Mouse II, anything by Disney.

[loseyourname]

Except the Lion King and Mary Poppins. Dis Simba or Julie Andrews and I'll have your throat.

[Sirumemkez20]

anything on the classical channel, on 106/7 kroq and anything on the lobi channel sounds like circus music lol

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Sirumemkez20 anything on the classical channel, on 106/7 kroq and anything on the lobi channel sounds like circus music lol

How much of KROQ have you actually heard living in Vegas? You listen to a lot of Tom Jones and Wayne Newton out there?

[Arvestaked]

KROQ is the worst thing to happen to music. I would love the opportunity to torture all Clear Channel executives to death. xxxx it...all Clear Channel employees.

[loseyourname]

Watch it there, buddy. I used to work the Titanic Exhibit at the California Science Center, owned by Clear Channel. Kill the decision-makers, not the common grunts.

By the way, KROQ is pretty damn disappointing 99% of the time, but it is hardly the worst thing to happen to radio. At least it had Adam and Drew; those xxxxxxxs crack me up with their complete lack of sympathy for idiotic youth.

[Arvestaked]

Adam and Drew are fine as a service to youth. But I would not listen to that program if I was paid to.

The only time that KROQ does not suck is when they play their daily grunge song. Aside from that, xxxx them and xxxx everthing that has to do with the evil, art-destroying xxxxs at Clear Channel.

[loseyourname]

As long as you aren't xxxxing the tour guides at museum exhibits.