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  • This guy is a loser ego abuser
    He makes no sense his mind so dense
    When will he type something right?
    He can't even capitalize because of fright
    He's just a pimple waiting to pop
    He just can't stand that I'm on top.
    Achkerov kute.

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    • Loseyourname, it's funny how he chose his name
      Living in his imaginary self created fame
      Ego is the name of his game
      For he cannot rhyme to save his name
      Lose his eye sight, as well as half of his face is what he did
      When he believed that he was an attractive kid
      Admiring his reflection is his hobby
      While he worships his shrine in his trailer's lobby
      Clinging to my words like to his dying flame
      Do world a favor, leave, and lose your name

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      • Originally posted by Anonymouse This guy is a loser ego abuser
        He makes no sense his mind so dense
        When will he type something right?
        He can't even capitalize because of fright
        He's just a pimple waiting to pop
        He just can't stand that I'm on top.
        HA!

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        • with the grammar of dubya
          and the grace of rosanne
          eve says "i'll snub ya"
          like my parents did yerevan
          with the power of creation
          loser bores into her head
          i don't need punctuation
          her obsession with me's fed
          look out when you're sleeping
          fear the creaking sounds of wood
          i'm creeping in to hear
          the muffled pounds of your xxxxoral hood
          with poetic flare
          and a penchant for off-rhyme
          i dare to delve deeper
          did i mention i'm sublime?

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          • Mr. Ego, you try to have the last word with an echo
            You are slow, your typing would cause an English major sorrow
            You can be summarized in few words, "me, myself, and I"
            You try to rhyme but you type like youre high
            You should have a mirror from your kitchen to your bedroom
            To your closet and even the ceiling in your bathroom
            To watch your self use Listerine to gargle
            As you pose and stare at your nipple
            Your ego should have its own apartment
            Email God and tell him you're his replacement
            When you look at yourself in the mirror take a bow
            As you dream be sure to fix your eyebrow
            You are a self made man insisting on giving
            Everyone the recipe to your way of living
            Before you try to attempt to play in the Poetry Corner
            Be careful for I might make youre ego smaller
            Achkerov kute.

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            • my name is, ah well, you can call me jesus
              one small glimpse of the side of my face
              and i'll haunt you like an aborted fetus
              i come fully equipped
              with fairy-swatter and rat poison
              like a man with a grip on a forty-gauge shotgun
              i come at you hotter than the sun
              at high noon
              like a harpoon stuck in the rear end of a whale
              i'll ride you like a thoroughbred
              with my nine-inch nail
              don't ask where i live at
              don't ask what i'm doing
              i put mirrors on the foreheads
              of chicks that i'm screwing

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              • i put mirrors on the foreheads of chicks that i'm screwing
                I don't think this is healthy.

                Rather traumatizing.

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                • This is hilarious. Those are some creative rhymes, loseyourname. Do you freestyle?

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                  • Nope. I just spend way too much time seated at a keyboard. Thanks, though.

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                    • I am
                      all the things
                      that make life interesting.
                      But you hardly notice...
                      Or do you?


                      The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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