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  • Cars As Ideal Murder Weapons.

    Which cars serve the best purpose for murder, and I'm talkin about a grand scale murder?

    I'd go with 18 wheelers.
    Achkerov kute.

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    This is what I am driving these days, my 5 year old friends are constantly telling me that I am too old to drive such "youthful" looking cars. But what can I do, they will never understand that I am going through my quarter-life crisis.


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    • #3
      VW Bugs would be ideal murder weapons. You fill it up with people, preferably filling up all the available volume, and then you ram the car into a wall at top speed.

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      • #4
        You're a vicious young lady with a sadistic master plan on your mind , how about you hop into my fat ride and I'll give you a lift to Dr. Phil's office? God knows, I need to pay him a visit as well, perhaps he can solve my dilemma of a quarter-life crisis.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by anileve This is what I am driving these days, my 5 year old friends are constantly telling me that I am too old to drive such "youthful" looking cars. But what can I do, they will never understand that I am going through my quarter-life crisis.

          That looks exactly like my toy car where my pet Turtle Rocky was last seen.




          He died of purely natural causes I tells ya.
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          • #6
            A Chevy Camaro

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            • #7
              An Ideal car to be used as a murder weapon would be a 72 chevy glasshouse.



              reasons.


              provides adequate weight to crash a person with a single pass.

              sides and front are thick enough to hit things, but not be penetrated.

              passangers have a 360 view to shoot from with no obstructions.

              radiator is protected from being punctured.

              first car to have a bottom layer of protection from debree or roadkill.

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              • #8
                I'm going with a Volvo S70, and I'll tell you why. It would be easy as sh*t to lure someone into that car. Wouldn't you trust someone driving a Volvo? Think about it. Only safety-conscious dorks with children drive this car. Furthermore, no cop is ever going to pull you over. You can have a body in the trunk, maybe even the backseat if you want a thrill, and no worries. No serial killer should leave home without one.

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                • #9
                  i would say the icecream truck is


                  the freezer is the perfect storage for a dead armenians body lol
                  Last edited by whitelotus; 02-28-2004, 07:16 PM.

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                  • #10
                    That definitely looks like an ideal murder car. Plus you can sell the limbs as halloween ice cream specials.

                    And who said capitalism didn't apply to the corpses.
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