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Which ArmenianClub members would you most like to meet?
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The Resurrection - Part VII
I have yet again experienced the cold darkness of the cyberian abyss and lived to see the divine light of redemption and justice...
{looking solemn yet full of life and vigor, Armenian the Magnificent ascends upon the forum's podium to addressed the multitude that have gathered to hear him speak}
Beloved compatriots, I have seen firsthand the dark and ugly face of anonymous evil, but I persevered. I have experienced firsthand the vile works of Satan and his cyber bound minions, but I have overcome. I have stared virtual death in the face, but I have life. It is said, all the darkness in the universe cannot extinguish the light emanating from a single candle. By the grace of our great forefathers, by the grace of divine fortitude, and by the grace of justice, I have resurrected yet again from the darkness of the abyss - for-I-am-the-resurrection!!!
{applause}
Take note my fellow brothers and sisters, by my free will I have martyred myself for you and Armenological correctness. I have martyred myself to give Armenology new life. With that said, I would like to inform everyone present that from this day forward the self-righteous megalomaniac named "Anonymouse" will no longer be included in my golden list of favorite forum members.
Otto is an Islamized Greek from a Greek Island
Kanki is a turkified Balkanian leftover
Seruven is a turkified Levant Arab
But that's Turkey. I have been to Turkey, I have seen and met many Turks in my life time. Your description of Turks, which must also include Kurdish, Armenian and Circassian, applies to perhaps 90% of all so called Turks today. This line of reasoning also applies to all historic empires: Roman, Arab, Byzantine, Persian, British, Russian, American...
"For the crimes of Stupidity, Insolence, Rabblerousing, Inciting to Riot, Inciting to Violence, Insurrection, and High Treason, the Kingdom of Cilicia and All Armenia - by the writ of the hand of Lord Armenian - hearby sentences Anonymouse to death by decapitation!"
The crowd waits breathlessly...
THUD
"Justice has been done! Let this be a lesson to those who would dissent and conspire against His Majesty Takavor Armenian!"
I am pleased in you, young noble. My heart was warmed by the sight of the insurrection leader's head. You have carried out your duties with valor and determination. Therefore I, Armenian the Magnificent, the ruling monarch of this great land, the brilliant light that shines upon mankind, shall bestow upon thee a great gift.
Enjoy:
And here, one of my better concubines. But don't forget to bring her back before the stroke of midnight.
Re: Which ArmenianClub members would you most like to meet?
To the guillotine with 'im, m'lord!
Reads death warrant:
"For the crimes of Stupidity, Insolence, Rabblerousing, Inciting to Riot, Inciting to Violence, Insurrection, and High Treason, the Kingdom of Cilicia and All Armenia - by the writ of the hand of Lord Armenian - hearby sentences Anonymouse to death by decapitation!"
The crowd waits breathlessly...
THUD
"Justice has been done! Let this be a lesson to those who would dissent and conspire against His Majesty Takavor Armenian!"
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