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  • The relative joys of the different ways of acquiring money

    1) WINNING IT. Nothing beats a successful gambling session. Nothing!
    2) INHERITING IT. Sweet because it's usually a significant amount.
    3) FINDING IT. Tell me this doesn't put a little bounce in your step the rest of the day. There's a reason the term "found money" has nothing but positive connotations.
    4) STEALING IT. Yes, stealing it.
    5) RECEIVING IT AS A GIFT. Similar to inheritance but not nearly as cool because you have to give thanks and you're often obliged to return the favor.
    6) EARNING IT. What a xxxxing hassle.
    Achkerov kute.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Anonymouse
    2) INHERITING IT. Sweet because it's usually a significant amount.
    Inheriting it sucks because it means someone had to die for you to get it. Unless it's some far away rich great aunt you've never known. Although it still sucks, because she had to die.

    I can think of one or two not so sucky ways of 'earning' money, that would probably be great fun, if they weren't illegal, and so wrong.
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    • #3
      Re: The relative joys of the different ways of acquiring mon

      Originally posted by Anonymouse
      1) WINNING IT. Nothing beats a successful gambling session. Nothing!
      2) INHERITING IT. Sweet because it's usually a significant amount.
      3) FINDING IT. Tell me this doesn't put a little bounce in your step the rest of the day. There's a reason the term "found money" has nothing but positive connotations.
      4) STEALING IT. Yes, stealing it.
      5) RECEIVING IT AS A GIFT. Similar to inheritance but not nearly as cool because you have to give thanks and you're often obliged to return the favor.
      6) EARNING IT. What a xxxxing hassle.
      I'll take #1 (how sweet it felt to walk out of the casino $150 richer!), 2, 3.

      In terms of inheritance, well one has to die some day so why not go out with a bang by making someone happy?

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      • #4
        Well someone has to die, true, but who says you can't have anything to do with their death?

        Why wait for them to die? You can easily do this. I'm sure there are websites on the internet that deal with this topic of how to kill someone for their inheritance money, just like there are websites for various methods of how to commit suicide or make bombs.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          Re: The relative joys of the different ways of acquiring mon

          Originally posted by Anonymouse
          3) FINDING IT. Tell me this doesn't put a little bounce in your step the rest of the day. There's a reason the term "found money" has nothing but positive connotations.
          I just love finding a crumbled up mess of a bill, halfway done with falling apart, in the pocket of my jeans I just washed.

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          • #6
            You know what really does my day? After taking the load of laundry and going through my pants, only to find a dry crumbled piece of 20 dollar bill that was in the drying machine. I just love that.
            Achkerov kute.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Anonymouse
              You know what really does my day? After taking the load of laundry and going through my pants, only to find a dry crumbled piece of 20 dollar bill that was in the drying machine. I just love that.
              Did you attempt to snatch back your money from a $20 prostitute again?

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              • #8
                Or you can invest money and have it come back to you in more real money than you had before!

                Could fit under one of the catergories, but I want number 7. It is cool.

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                • #9
                  and what if that money was lost in like a day...
                  what a republican...

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                  • #10
                    Actually, if the money was lost, I would come and steal all your toilet paper and towels and soap. :twisted:
                    Achkerov kute.

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