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  • #1

    Did you learn something new today??

    Here's something I learned today....

    Niel Armstrong, first man to walk on the moon is usually quoted with the following quote:

    "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

    However, this statement, when you really think about it, doesn't make much sense. After all, what's the difference between "man" and "mankind?" Apparently, what he had originally planned on saying was "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Somehow, the single word "a" before "man" didn't come out when he first walked on the moon, so what he said ended up being fairly nonsensical.

    Hmmmm.

    Now, did anyone else learn something new/interesting/exciting/thought provoking today? or yesterday or last week....?

    :?: :?: :?:
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
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  • #2
    Today I learned that you don't necessarily need milk to eat cereal. Instead you can use water. This is great news, since it will save me alot more money.
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Anonymouse
      Today I learned that you don't necessarily need milk to eat cereal. Instead you can use water. This is great news, since it will save me alot more money.


      yuk
      The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Anonymouse
        Today I learned that you don't necessarily need milk to eat cereal. Instead you can use water. This is great news, since it will save me alot more money.
        Try beer and milk. Yum Yum

        Emil

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        • #5
          A male wolf spider who looks familiar to his mate is less likely to get eaten during courtship, say scientists.

          Female wolf spiders - schizocosa uetzi - prefer to mate with males which look similar to those they encountered before they were sexually mature.


          SEXY LEGS

          In the wild male wolf spiders mature much faster than females.

          This means that while she is still unable to mate herself, a female wolf spider is exposed to plenty of sexually mature males. (not far from humans)

          A male wolf spider will seduce a potential mate by waving his forelegs at her. (THAT IS THE FIRST IN THE MALE SEDUCTION ROUTINE!)

          These hairy front legs vary in colour from dark brown to jet black, according to the individual.

          That is how females tell their suitors apart - and they are very picky indeed.

          Female wolf spiders prefer to mate with males who have similar leg colouration to that sported by males they saw when they were sexually immature adolescents.

          Strange suitors who do not fit the bill tend to end up as lunch before the pair can get better acquainted. In other words, females will avoid breeding with unfamiliar males altogether. (YUM, YUM)

          =============

          So far we had studies conducted on male semen, now it is thrown upon “HAIRY LEG RECOGNITION”

          Imagine choosing your partner on the bases of this:





          OOOOH La La, Rrrrrr…

          This is what I've learned today!

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          • #6
            yummy

            as for the hairy legs. humans judge eachother based on hairyness too. so i guess it seems to make sense. i know some people who want hairless chihuahua kindof guys and others who prefer their guys to look less like a woman and more like a man in the hair-on-the-body department and lets not forget the robin williams-type wookie-hairy guys out there, they need sum love too!

            Seems consuming your mate before or after intercourse is a rampant practice in the creepy crawly world. calls to mind the preying mantis, who proceeds to eat her mate after he has mated with her. Can you imagine? Thanks hon that blew my mind, now can you pass the salt your arm is a bit bland.... lol
            The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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            • #7
              Did u know that the MALE horse is the one who gives "birth"? That's pretty awesome. It kind of gives me hope that maybe one day, this BURDEN will be taken off our hands. By the way, I'm only kidding. I think the ability to give birth is what sets us apart and makes us special. I have to make sure that no one gets offended!

              Also, dolphins are the only animals who have sex for pleasure....
              HUM now tell me that u would be a tiger if u could..I'D be a DOLPHIN!!!!!!!!!!!

              Did u know that every person, in their lifetime, will have consumed at least 8 spiders....in their sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              Did u know that 10-15% of people have or will have a roach inside their ear at some point in their lives. What the ?

              Did u know that the avg. size of an asian man's penis (while erect) is only 4.2 inches. Thank u NUFF SAID! No, size does not matter, but it's just a funny little stat....i found that when I was taking Psych 230 (Human Sexuality) in college. YEY!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by violette829
                Did u know that the MALE horse is the one who gives "birth"? That's pretty awesome. It kind of gives me hope that maybe one day, this BURDEN will be taken off our hands. By the way, I'm only kidding. I think the ability to give birth is what sets us apart and makes us special. I have to make sure that no one gets offended!

                Also, dolphins are the only animals who have sex for pleasure....
                HUM now tell me that u would be a tiger if u could..I'D be a DOLPHIN!!!!!!!!!!!

                Did u know that every person, in their lifetime, will have consumed at least 8 spiders....in their sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                Did u know that 10-15% of people have or will have a roach inside their ear at some point in their lives. What the ?

                Did u know that the avg. size of an asian man's penis (while erect) is only 4.2 inches. Thank u NUFF SAID! No, size does not matter, but it's just a funny little stat....i found that when I was taking Psych 230 (Human Sexuality) in college. YEY!
                I guess if woman, and certain men, do not like the limitations of the male penis, they can always try a horse.
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #9
                  Actually a woman in Australia did try having sex with a horse. Unfortunately girls, this went bad...the horse sat on her and she died in the hospital after going through major suffocation.

                  Hum yea, thanx anon..but that's not really gonna work! Come up with something else please!

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                  • #10
                    Well if not a horse, they do have like 13 inch xxxxxs at sex shops.

                    You can surely purchase one, given the advent of global capitalism and mass production and literally capitalizing on any product you can think of.

                    Marx was right in one thing.
                    Achkerov kute.

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