Happy Birthday Ara Baliozian!

[Armenian]

Re: Happy Birthday Ara Baliozian!

p.s. to paraphrase plumbers' slogan: "Your crap is my bread and butter."

Oh, you are so witty and well-read... Ara, is that why you are on welfare, living off the people? My "crap" has not provided you with enough "bread and butter"? Obviously, so. Is that why you are attempting to find captive audiences everywhere, such as this virtual discussion forum? Besides the freaky A-hole, the psychologically disturbed Siamanto and the Turcophile Zourna, do you have 'anyone' that come to your assistance here. You say you have a following that reads you. Why don't you ask some of them to come here and engage us in debate? Tell them to show us where we have been wrong.

Nonetheless, you are not an thinker - you are a intellectual dwarf. You are not a good writer - your work is full of cliches and regurgitated stuff from other writers. You are not an Armenian - You are a self-hating organism of Ottoman-Armenian ancestry. You are not a critic - you are a vengeful, hateful, frustrated, egomaniac with minuscule understanding of the world. In short, due to your massive ego you blame your failures as a writer on your people. Rational people who read you immediately see this. You can only find favor with the psychologically twisted ones in our society.

Ara, please listen to me - YOU SUCK

Anyway, you thought you could out-write us, outwit us, however, it is you who is getting outwitted and outsmarted every turn here... Do I feel bad for you? No way! You are a source of sewage, you are the shameless representative of our nation's cancer. Regardlessness of your pathetic social status and your old age, I spit on your face and I will call your bluff as long as I exist on this discussion board.

[crusader1492]

Re: Happy Birthday Ara Baliozian!

p.s.
to paraphrase plumbers' slogan:
"Your crap is my bread and butter."

...and your hope of "acheiving immortality" is a "pipe" dream.

[crusader1492]

Re: Happy Birthday Ara Baliozian!

you are a great source of inspiration to me. for which i thank you.

BS you empty SOB

What does Armenian inpire you to do? Write more garbage? You would do this with or without Armenian's "inspiration".

Your insipration comes from your perpetual dislike of Armenians and your unhealthy hate for yourself.

[Lucin]

Re: Happy Birthday Ara Baliozian!

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Sunday, February 10, 2008
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MEDITATIONS
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Calling me a turk, you hurt me
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My pundits are attempting to silence me
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I say to those, if you don't like my free speech, then don't read me
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But knowing that they read me, that means I must have a special gift, a gift that all writers dream to have, namely, that of being irresistible
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So, just like you, I am on my way to achieving immortality
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What are you doing?? You made me 'cry'.

[arabaliozian]

Re: Happy Birthday Ara Baliozian!

p.s.
to paraphrase plumbers' slogan:
"Your crap is my bread and butter."

[arabaliozian]

Re: Happy Birthday Ara Baliozian!

Sunday, February 10, 2008
**********************************************
MEDITATIONS
**************************************
Calling me a turk, you hurt me
*
My pundits are attempting to silence me
*
I say to those, if you don't like my free speech, then don't read me
*
But knowing that they read me, that means I must have a special gift, a gift that all writers dream to have, namely, that of being irresistible
*
So, just like you, I am on my way to achieving immortality
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you are a great source of inspiration to me. for which i thank you.

[arabaliozian]

Re: Happy Birthday Ara Baliozian!

HOW NOT TO BE A GOOD ARMENIAN
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One of the worst blunders an Armenian can make is
trying to be a good Armenian. It can’t be done. It
makes no difference whether you try to be a good
Tashnak, Ramgavar, Communist, chezok (non-partisan or
anti-partisan) or, for that matter, a devout Catholic,
Protestant, Orthodox, or Muslim. There will always be
an organized group of Armenians, and by extension, a
fraction of the community, that will label you a
second-class citizen or reject you as an undesirable.
If, on the other hand, you try to be a decent human
being, you will be so busy that you won’t have any
time for ideologies, orthodoxies, and all kinds of
other closed systems of thought whose intent is to
make you forget that all men are brothers and a
dishonest Armenian is worse than an honest Turk.

[Armenian]

Re: Happy Birthday Ara Baliozian!

Sunday, February 10, 2008
**********************************************
MEDITATIONS
**************************************
Calling me a turk, you hurt me
*
My pundits are attempting to silence me
*
I say to those, if you don't like my free speech, then don't read me
*
But knowing that they read me, that means I must have a special gift, a gift that all writers dream to have, namely, that of being irresistible
*
So, just like you, I am on my way to achieving immortality
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[arabaliozian]

Re: Happy Birthday Ara Baliozian!

Well, I am afraid I have to agree with you here, Ara.

Long after you are gone. Every time I take a dump in the toilet, I'll think of your "notes / comments"

As a matter of fact, even now, your works have a 'laxative' effect on me

Wait... Wait...


Oops!


Gotta run...

turks are us!

[arabaliozian]

Re: Happy Birthday Ara Baliozian!

Sunday, February 10, 2008
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MEDITATIONS
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Nothing comes easier to an Armenian than to overestimate himself to the same degree that he underestimates his fellow men. Hence the familiar phenomenon of the inbred moron who assesses himself as a genius.
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You may think you know more about yourself than anyone else, but the truth is, what you know is so biased that it might as well be devoid of all value.
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Sometimes you are judged less by what you know, what you can do, or who you are, and more by your underarm deodorant.
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The aim of propaganda is to mislead and deceive not the enemy but ourselves.
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Patriotism is invariably connected to militarism, and the end of militarism is the slaughter of the enemy – in the name of self-defense, of course.
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It’s when you think you can do no wrong that you commit your greatest blunders.
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