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  • Men need no longer apply

    Originally posted by Anonymouse

    Camel sperm bank?

    Are you blind woman? You're not entering menopause now are you?

    Some sperm info:

    volume - 1.5-5.0 ml
    sperm density - 20 million sperm/ml
    total sperm count - 40 million (per ejaculation)
    vitality (% live) - 75% or greater

    Haha my mousie friend and all other males on this forum and everywhere in the world. Listen up. You are no longer necessary for procreation. I have new exciting information from the science world. As the story gos, so far, women have found it unnecessary to actualy copulate with a man to have kids. hey just go to a sperm bank. Thus ALMOST effectively removing the male from the whole equation. Now, new research from those smarty pants hailing from Japan have discovered that stem cells can be 'persuaded' to grow into SPERM CELLS. Dude, right there in the middle of the conference I laughed so hard I almost plotzed. You know what this means? Poof. Men no longer need submit an application. Apparently soon enough the world will be able to go on without you.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA





    ok, i've had my laugh. Comments?
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

  • #2
    'Persuaded'? HAHAHAHAHA! You call that science?

    What 'EVIDENCE' suggests that this has happened? It seems highly theoretical if they are using words "can be persuaded".

    And even if you insist upon such a concept, how did the stem cell get there in the first place? Chicken and the egg all over.

    Sit your ass down woman! :twisted:
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3
      Not so fast my fine furry feline-fearing friend.

      I have to go to class now and enrich myself, however I will be back and I will provide all the proof out there as well as explain to you the scientific merits of the word 'persuade' most probaby this evening or tomorrow if I am too tired tonight.

      Can't wait, can you?!
      The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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      • #4
        I have just one wish: for all men to turn into women for a month. That is the only way they would understand. No taunt intended.

        If Men Got Pregnant....
        Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

        There would be a cure for stretch marks.

        Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

        Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

        All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

        All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

        Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

        They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

        Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.

        Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

        Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

        They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

        Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

        Women would rule the world.

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        • #5
          What joke website did you get that lame piece of men morphing into women.

          That will never happen, and if men turned into women then they would be women, so your whole joke goes down the drain. Is there some other sex that is not male, yet not quite woman? Hermaphrodites?
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by patlajan
            Apparently soon enough the world will be able to go on without you.
            Cool. Now all you need to do is learn to build or fix anything, anything at all. I can hear you putting up dry wall, and fixing the roof as we speak. I'm picturing you trying to farm lol. I crack myself up.
            And the doctors that invented that procedure that will allow raging lesbos such as yourself deny a child a proper upbringing were also mostly men.

            I think you've had one too many lonely nights watching Xena warrior princess, and it has gotten to your head. This is the perfect time for a self hug. Go on you'll feel better. Here's a picture of your hero now.....awww they look so happy....

            Ok, first of all I am sure there are plenty of women out there who can fix things and build things and farm far better than a man could. Second of all, you think it is because of your inseciurity in your maleness that you jump at the chance to call me a raging lesbian just because I brought to the forum information about sperm being obsolete if this new method turns out to work wonders? Sheeeeit! What is it with guys and jumping at the chance to nullify any statement that sheds a dark light on themand their prowess and manhood??? Give me a frickin break! Insecurities much?! Ok hon, don't get your pink panties in a bunch, I thought the sperm discovery was the most hilarious thing ever because guys are so ready, willing, eager, and seemingly able to strut their stuff like they are Gods gift to the world, and isn't it humorous that the one necessity you provide to the procreation process would become unnecessary for the future of the world?

            I for one had a great laugh over that one. But then I have a sense of humor. Yours seems to have existed never. So we'll leave that at that


            You know what the greatest part of all of this is? The fact that I never gave you my opinion on the subject other than to say it was great for a laugh. I for one believe that MEN, read that, MEN, not incredibly immature little panty-wearing thumb-sucking whiny boys like you, but MEN are 'necessary'. Necessary seems like the wrong word to use there, but what the hell, it was the only word I could think of right then. Anyway, I am not an advocate of having children without a husband and a home and a proper family to raise them in, and I am well aware of all the merits of having a husband, not the least of which happens to be fun pleasurable times with a great bed fellow if you catch my drift.

            Anyway. If you'd care to respond, i'm all "ears"...

            Originally posted by Anonymouse
            'Persuaded'? HAHAHAHAHA! You call that science?

            What 'EVIDENCE' suggests that this has happened? It seems highly theoretical if they are using words "can be persuaded".

            And even if you insist upon such a concept, how did the stem cell get there in the first place? Chicken and the egg all over.

            Sit your ass down woman! :twisted:
            Back to you, sit your ass down man :-D

            Ahem *clearing my throat*

            "Stem Cells Growm Into Sperm Cells"

            Health Associated Press.

            Embryonic stem cells have been PERSUADED to grow into sperm cells, japanese schientists report. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences report that researchers at the Mitsubishi Kagaku Institute of Life Sciences in Japan were successful in growin viable sperm cells by incubating stem cells with other cells that produce a protein called BMP4, which is known to stimulate the formation of sperm cells during the development of an embryo. Some of the stem cells began developing into sperm cells as early as within one day. Many stem cells are harvested from discarded embryos. So far research shows that sperm cells can be made by incubating stem cells and BMP4 protein producing cells both harvested from female embryo's, as well as from male and female embryo's.


            There is the proof so far. Mr. Mouse.

            Quotes from a nobel prize winner on the subject of scientific terminology: "Persuaded is a term used freely in the scientific community when long winded explanations of techniques are unnecessary and likely to cause boredom to those among us who are not frequent fliers in the field of scientific literature."

            As you can see from the section I have bolded and underlined, there isn't really a question of the chicken or the egg because cells harvested exclusively from females have still succeeded in producing sperm cells. Granted, sperm from a male was necessary to make the original embryo, but that is only the initial step and only those initial sperm donations would be necessary to develop a line of sperm that can be used for years and years....

            anyway. like i said before. to dolma, i mean patlajan, i have my own opinion regarding the 'necessity' or males/MEN and if you want to refresh your memory about what that is look up and read what i told him. Basically I had a good laugh over the idea and explaining it as such just killed it for me. thanks for being a mood killer patladude.

            P.S. No hard feelings (pun not intended) about the insults Patlajan, i was miffed because you brought down my giggly high from that story and that sucks because it's midterm time and God knows we all need a laugh sometimes....
            The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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            • #7
              Good job ck, you have made a very strong case. However, knowing the nature of feminist bashing insecure males of this forum they will offer you a rebuttal, which will be high strung on their emotions rather than an insightful discussion.

              I applaud you for wit, research and an ability to hold your ground.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by anileve
                Good job ck, you have made a very strong case. However, knowing the nature of feminist bashing insecure males of this forum they will offer you a rebuttal, which will be high strung on their emotions rather than an insightful discussion.

                I applaud you for wit, research and an ability to hold your ground.
                why thank you anileve, it's refreshing and quite nice to know that some people around here get their kicks above the waistline.... brains is a must you know, because eventually beauty fades, but DUMB IS FOREVER.


                :-D
                The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ckBejug
                  Originally posted by patlajan
                  Apparently soon enough the world will be able to go on without you.
                  Cool. Now all you need to do is learn to build or fix anything, anything at all. I can hear you putting up dry wall, and fixing the roof as we speak. I'm picturing you trying to farm lol. I crack myself up.
                  And the doctors that invented that procedure that will allow raging lesbos such as yourself deny a child a proper upbringing were also mostly men.

                  I think you've had one too many lonely nights watching Xena warrior princess, and it has gotten to your head. This is the perfect time for a self hug. Go on you'll feel better. Here's a picture of your hero now.....awww they look so happy....

                  Ok, first of all I am sure there are plenty of women out there who can fix things and build things and farm far better than a man could. Second of all, you think it is because of your inseciurity in your maleness that you jump at the chance to call me a raging lesbian just because I brought to the forum information about sperm being obsolete if this new method turns out to work wonders? Sheeeeit! What is it with guys and jumping at the chance to nullify any statement that sheds a dark light on themand their prowess and manhood??? Give me a frickin break! Insecurities much?! Ok hon, don't get your pink panties in a bunch, I thought the sperm discovery was the most hilarious thing ever because guys are so ready, willing, eager, and seemingly able to strut their stuff like they are Gods gift to the world, and isn't it humorous that the one necessity you provide to the procreation process would become unnecessary for the future of the world?

                  I for one had a great laugh over that one. But then I have a sense of humor. Yours seems to have existed never. So we'll leave that at that


                  You know what the greatest part of all of this is? The fact that I never gave you my opinion on the subject other than to say it was great for a laugh. I for one believe that MEN, read that, MEN, not incredibly immature little panty-wearing thumb-sucking whiny boys like you, but MEN are 'necessary'. Necessary seems like the wrong word to use there, but what the hell, it was the only word I could think of right then. Anyway, I am not an advocate of having children without a husband and a home and a proper family to raise them in, and I am well aware of all the merits of having a husband, not the least of which happens to be fun pleasurable times with a great bed fellow if you catch my drift.

                  Anyway. If you'd care to respond, i'm all "ears"...

                  Originally posted by Anonymouse
                  'Persuaded'? HAHAHAHAHA! You call that science?

                  What 'EVIDENCE' suggests that this has happened? It seems highly theoretical if they are using words "can be persuaded".

                  And even if you insist upon such a concept, how did the stem cell get there in the first place? Chicken and the egg all over.

                  Sit your ass down woman! :twisted:
                  Back to you, sit your ass down man :-D

                  Ahem *clearing my throat*

                  "Stem Cells Growm Into Sperm Cells"

                  Health Associated Press.

                  Embryonic stem cells have been PERSUADED to grow into sperm cells, japanese schientists report. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences report that researchers at the Mitsubishi Kagaku Institute of Life Sciences in Japan were successful in growin viable sperm cells by incubating stem cells with other cells that produce a protein called BMP4, which is known to stimulate the formation of sperm cells during the development of an embryo. Some of the stem cells began developing into sperm cells as early as within one day. Many stem cells are harvested from discarded embryos. So far research shows that sperm cells can be made by incubating stem cells and BMP4 protein producing cells both harvested from female embryo's, as well as from male and female embryo's.


                  There is the proof so far. Mr. Mouse.

                  Quotes from a nobel prize winner on the subject of scientific terminology: "Persuaded is a term used freely in the scientific community when long winded explanations of techniques are unnecessary and likely to cause boredom to those among us who are not frequent fliers in the field of scientific literature."

                  As you can see from the section I have bolded and underlined, there isn't really a question of the chicken or the egg because cells harvested exclusively from females have still succeeded in producing sperm cells. Granted, sperm from a male was necessary to make the original embryo, but that is only the initial step and only those initial sperm donations would be necessary to develop a line of sperm that can be used for years and years....

                  anyway. like i said before. to dolma, i mean patlajan, i have my own opinion regarding the 'necessity' or males/MEN and if you want to refresh your memory about what that is look up and read what i told him. Basically I had a good laugh over the idea and explaining it as such just killed it for me. thanks for being a mood killer patladude.

                  P.S. No hard feelings (pun not intended) about the insults Patlajan, i was miffed because you brought down my giggly high from that story and that sucks because it's midterm time and God knows we all need a laugh sometimes....


                  Granted, sperm from a male was necessary to make the original embryo,

                  Like I said, if you go back far enough into the past, whether you believe in the Adam and Eve mumbo jumbo, or what have you, you needed a male specimen to start it all, just like you need a woman specimen.

                  My ignorance of science notwithstanding, I am very weary of this research and the details and I have many questions about this. If this can produce sperm cells, what about all the genetic code that is carried in the male sperm cell that is used to produce that baby. Essentially both male and female chromosomes and genes are fused together. Now I don't understand how this would work if it is exclusively from females. So if you go back far enough you eventually still needed a man.
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #10
                    Quite right mouse. Like I said before, men are needed at some point, initially, to make the process work. However the topic of my post was 'Men Need NO LONGER APPLY' I was speaking of the future, not the initial process. So, yeah, the literature I have found on the process is kindof exhausting and confusing, but necessary to me. I am sure it would be quite boring to anyone else and confusing as well. Anyway, like I said, it was good for a laugh, YESTERDAY. I'm over it now. but still, intersting.....
                    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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