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    Should I stay or should I go now?

    You’ve been waiting in line to use an ATM machine and your patience is running out, another one is at least 15 minutes away. Should you stick it out, or not? How do you determine whether you should stay or go, what is the first thing that you do?

    This is a very interesting psychological trait in people which, serves an analogy to our ways of reasoning. So try to remember a similar situation and remember what your determining factors were.
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  • #2
    I usually use my suave character and charm to wiggle myself to the front of the line, persuading the ladies to let me go before them. It always works.

    But then again, so would anything if youre nekkid and have a cherry bomb and you have my face.
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3
      Are you sure that it is your face and not your armpit BO that persuades ladies to allow you to move to the front of the line, only so that they wouldn’t have to be tormented?

      And what if the line is completely comprised of senior citizens, who rarely have patience since their bladders are on constant duty?

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      • #4
        Well, it might also be the sweat from my armpits youre right.

        When I am not a mild mannered tampon salesman by day, I am a mild mannered perfume salesman by night. I combine the natural scents of my sweat and urine for my key ingredient in the perfumes.

        Now that you raise the point, it is interesting whether it is me or my sweat. None the less I was nekkid.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          Re: Should I stay or should I go now?

          Damn, my night is ruined. When I opened the forums and saw your post, I was ecstatic. You know why? Because I thought you were asking if you should leave the forums. But alas, you're still here.

          Emil

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          • #6
            The grass is always greener in someone else's field. Isn;t that how it goes?

            I think this is along the lines of wanting to change your lane because the one next to you is going faster.... It never works. You change lanes and your new lane becomes slower.

            Aw hell, why am i even giving a sane reply to this topic. Insanity and weirdness runs rampant around here. Apparently a lot of ppl in here sometimes feel like a nut. :? Hooray for that. What the hell else is there is we don't have online insanity to keep us entertained.

            I say STAY and kick everyone else in line the hell out of the way. What're they gonna do, get angry at the crazy dude/dudetee? Yeah, right.

            Otherwise just set your alarm for 4am, load your pistol, and go down to the ATM machine, I GUARANTEE the line will be nonexistent. And if you hapen to see some scary ppl decked in black creeping up towards you and demanding your money you can just use them for target practice. :x Hey, you'll have that self-defense plea to get you out and anyway, the world is overpopulated and we need to get rid of some stupids. :twisted: :twisted:

            so there.
            The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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            • #7
              Re: Should I stay or should I go now?

              Originally posted by Emil
              Damn, my night is ruined. When I opened the forums and saw your post, I was ecstatic. You know why? Because I thought you were asking if you should leave the forums. But alas, you're still here.
              First of Emil I have to give you many thanks for contributing your two cents into this thread, although your two cents were completely irrelevant to the topic. It has become quite apparent to me that you seek attention in posting irrelevant comments in all of my threads. So I have come to a realization that you are hiding your little self behind a mask of sarcasm to conceal your true feelings. I am quite sure that you wake up with anxiety in the middle of the night and rush to a computer with a speed of a little valley bunny to have a glance at my name. Once you satisfy your anxiety you return to your bed and peacefully fall asleep.

              Now in terms of me leaving this forum…well I am not planning to leave any sooner than you are. And perhaps you should consider generic alternatives to drugs. For the drugs you have been abusing seem to impair your judgment. You can resume playing with toxic waste.

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              • #8
                Re: Should I stay or should I go now?

                Originally posted by anileve
                Originally posted by Emil
                Damn, my night is ruined. When I opened the forums and saw your post, I was ecstatic. You know why? Because I thought you were asking if you should leave the forums. But alas, you're still here.
                First of Emil I have to give you many thanks for contributing your two cents into this thread, although your two cents were completely irrelevant to the topic. It has become quite apparent to me that you seek attention in posting irrelevant comments in all of my threads. So I have come to a realization that you are hiding your little self behind a mask of sarcasm to conceal your true feelings. I am quite sure that you wake up with anxiety in the middle of the night and rush to a computer with a speed of a little valley bunny to have a glance at my name. Once you satisfy your anxiety you return to your bed and peacefully fall asleep.


                Now in terms of me leaving this forum…well I am not planning to leave any sooner than you are. And perhaps you should consider generic alternatives to drugs. For the drugs you have been abusing seem to impair your judgment. You can resume playing with toxic waste.
                Are you the new forum webmaster, telling people when and where their contributions are irrelevant? You're right, I am hiding behind a mask of sarcasm, because I can't show my true feelings. I want to thank you for your therapeutic advice. Posting at 10:24p.m. PACIFIC STANDARD TIME is not the middle of the night, might be for you EAST COAST people. You see, we have time zones.

                Maybe you should lighten up a little, and stop hiding behind your big words that you find on www.dictionary.com and start living life.
                This is an internet forum, not real life. Don't take everything so seriously. If you want I'll fly out to NYC and show you a good time, free of charge.

                Emil

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                • #9
                  ouch
                  lol

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                  • #10
                    Re: Should I stay or should I go now?

                    Originally posted by anileve
                    Now in terms of me leaving this forum…well I am not planning to leave any sooner than you are. And perhaps you should consider generic alternatives to drugs. For the drugs you have been abusing seem to impair your judgment. You can resume playing with toxic waste.
                    Have you done any drugs? No need to lie.
                    Achkerov kute.

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